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Me about to tell a bunch of middle schoolers this guy鈥檚 name :) :) :)

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i try to be chill but my brain writes essays about everything
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question
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( ^-^)/ Being different has its benefits.. Mostly you're going to suffer tho
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