kittywildexo

[kittywildexo]

Who cares? Own it. You deserve to have an inflated ego, Seb. I haven't watched that in forever. How could I forget? Wanna have a gossip night and join me?

i'm probably revealing the size of my ego with this answer, but i've always found cruel intentions to be a fun choice. a story about a smart, handsome, rich kid named sebastian? feeds right into my main character syndrome.

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He kind of gives me the creeps, so I agree. If we must, I'll buy a bigger board.

I've started on it, so I hope to have it done this week. Omg, stop. if they do, they'll be on my hit list. That's not an exaggeration.

that could work - especially if we write small. ...yeah, i think it's best if we avoid bringing him into this, if we can.

in that case, i'm looking forward to the day i receive my new prized possession. i'll hold it so close to my heart that not even the hottest of ladies will be able to swipe it from me.

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Just because you think so, doesn't mean it's true. Change my mind then, Puckerman.

I thought you wanted to be wined and dined? Is Taco Bell really your final answer?

I'm pretty sure she curtsied? But whatever, you can have the upper hand or foot, or whatever, princess. Is your car going to turn into a pumpkin at midnight too?

So I'm a closet perv? Right. Sure. You could try and make her jealous, you know.

I've heard people say it! I'm too lame to know. Remember?

yeah, cuz what you want is lame.

deal. taco bell, twenty minutes from now.

does cinderella bow to the prince? pretty sure she had that dude running all around town trying to find her. kinda think she had the upper hand on that one. ...or upper foot...

i don't think those exist. everyone's either a perv or a closet perv. yeah, that's not gonna happen, but nice try.

you're the one that brought it up. don't blame mind games with me.

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Not to sound like Garfield, but Mondays do suck. Share your favorite feel-good movie with me. I’m taking suggestions for a comfort-watch night. If yours is good enough, I might even let you join if you want.

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Anytime.

The people can make or break the place, that's for sure.

I have one of those mini ones if we need it. I feel like he would either be super into the idea, maybe too much, and offering his own suggestions. Or, let us know that it is strictly for glee related content only. Not sure which would be worse. I'm glad, because I make no promises, though it will be made with love. Personally, I say go for it. I can roll with that.

thanks, kitty. i appreciate that.

depends on the area, i think. like, there are places here that definitely more exciting than some places back there. but overall... it's not the worst change. i've met some really great people here.

you think? i'll have to buy a whiteboard - or maybe mr. schue will let us borrow his. oh, don't worry, the thought is the important part, even if it comes out looking a little janky. ...how gay would i be if i requested orange, pink, and white?

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You're kidding. Do they live under a rock, or never watched an episode of television? Their loss for sure then. They could easily search Google and get over it. Please tell me this wasn't a long-term friend.

"break a leg." i just assumed everyone knows what it means...i guess i was wrong. you're probably right, i'm trying not to sweat it too much.

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We sure do. Before you know it, it will be sweater weather. Which I'm all for, but wouldn't be caught dead swimming during. Same here! I don't know that I have much to divulge, but I will do my best. Neither would I. Some might still even with the rule, but I'll happily help you kick them out if so. Hope the chlorine is super strong just in case.

we've got to make the most of this sunny weather while it lasts, right? i don't mind that classes have started again, but i'm definitely going to miss the summer weather. and yes, it has been way too long! i can't wait to hear all about your summer. and no problem at all. i wouldn't put it past some people to start skinny-dipping after a few drinks, so i just wanted to set that rule ahead of time to avoid the chaos. not in my pool, please.

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Honestly, he probably thought the same. They're just so jumpy and quick. Kind of like mice. Not scary so much, but the swift movement makes it hard not to jump at. You know there's a classic horror movie called The Birds, right? I haven't seen it, but it sounds freaky. Could you get a screen installed? Then you could enjoy a slight breeze hopefully without spontaneous visitors.

Now that you point it out... yes. Confirmed. Or maybe a cult.

I can be a little superstitious, but that one seems a bit far-fetched.

Right?! I felt so bad for the little bird, it was like I was invading its space even though it was literally my room. Birds are such chaotic little creatures. I’ve been keeping the windows shut ever since, even if it gets a little stuffy. I do not need a round two of “avian horror story,” lol. And yes! Absolutely! I wouldn’t be surprised if bird gangs were real. I mean, I always see pigeons together, right? I’ve never seen one alone, so that right there is a gang. One hundred percent sure. I mean, I do believe in things like that… but I really don’t want to find out if that one’s true.

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That doesn't surprise me. I wasn't trying to judge; you put it out there. I was just pointing out that we're incompatible because we want different things.

Fine. I'll even let you pick the day and place. But if you leave your glass slipper behind, I am not chasing you down to return it. You realize that means you'll have to bow to me then? Since they were known as her "ugly" step-sisters, I appreciate you not looping me in with them.

People that aren't pervs. Knew it. You might as well have said yes.

I am not the person to ask. I wouldn't be surprised if it was, but please don't scar me with that idea.

i mean, i didn't deny it. haven't you ever heard you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover? i don't. i treat all books the same - i don't read them.

alright, bet. but i expect to be wined and dined. you called me cinderella, i think you should treat me like her. ...as in like, you being the prince, not the mean sisters.

boring. who doesn't want to bone their idol? irrelephant.

is that a thing? maybe i've just gotta start looking for ladies with breeding kinks.

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And what phrase would that be? I'm sorry about your loss, but it doesn't sound like she was much of a friend if she didn't even give you a chance to explain.

i lost a friend because she didn't understand a very common turn of phrase, and it really hurt my feelings. i'm still stitching up my wounds, actually.

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Like, I wouldn't want to hurt the poor bird, but I don't know how you would gently nudge it out the window, either. I'm glad it finally made its way out. Definitely keep your window closed from now on, especially if you aren't there to keep an eye on it. Probably for the best. Do you think birds have gangs?

Gross. I want to know how on earth that is good luck? Same. I think I'll stick to making my own.

It was terrifying honestly, it kept flying in circles like it was as confused as I was. I ended up grabbing a hoodie, covering my head, and opening all the windows while whispering “please leave” like a broken record. Eventually, it found its way out… but I didn’t sleep in my room that night just in case it came back with friends. And honestly, your fear is super valid. I googled what it means when a bird poops on you and apparently it’s supposed to be good luck?? But I’d rather not find out.

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If the shoe fits, Cinderella. I didn't say that, but you implied it by going on about your hook-up record. Well, you don't seem to be the type that wants to be tied down, and I don't casually sleep with people so I don't see how you could be?

Sure. I'll buy you dinner as long as you promise that slap for dessert.

I said she's my idol, not that I want that from her. Nice try though. I guess that's what I'm asking. If she wanted to be with you, would you?

I am not praying for that. Try and take it as a compliment. Like when people say 'he's so hot he just got me pregnant.'

"obviously"? are you calling me a slut? and what makes you think i'm not into you?

i won't protest if you want to buy me dinner after, if that's what you mean. ...or if you want to slap me, tbh. could be kinda hot.

well, did you consider that if you hook up with me, it's like, secondhand hooking up with quinn, or something? science. what, you think that's my call?

at least pray for something useful, like me getting some coochie or something, damn. all the chicks around here are acting like looking at me is gonna get them knocked up.

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I'm sure that is a huge change. How do you feel about it so far? Happy, or full of regret?

Oh I think the most dramatic thing was deciding to transfer from an all-boys college to Mckingley

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I'm trying to work on some things, so. I'm sorry. Well, was your first week back good at least?

mmm nope nothing really exciting happened. slept, worked, ate, repeated

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So is this roomie your friend, or an acquaintance? Because I think that might change which way to go. You maybe shouldn't fake an injury unless you don't care too much about her feelings. Courage is not a bad thing to have, but there are limits. You should get some of that yellow police tape and block off the kitchen from her, literally. It would be a very passive-aggressive way to remind her to calm her impulses. Yeah, or she might knock it over and then spill it on something. Maybe. Unless you have animals? I've heard those aren't always safe for them.

If anyone got hurt, I think she'd be in handcuffs... and then the problem would be fixed permanent. Should I fake an injury to be on the safe side? She always tries her hand at shortcuts. Not exactly sure why she thinks everything will pan out. Usually I'd say people need an ounce of her courage, but clearly that leads to apartment buildings almost going up in flames, so maybe its best we all have impulse control. A wax warmer sounds amazing, but I'm sure she'd somehow find a way to set that ablaze too. Maybe an air defuser?

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Tina, you have been holding out on me! Spill.

Well the most dramatic thing was falling for another counselor at Asian Camp