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A little boy I tutor was wearing a rad Spider-Man shirt today. I complimented it and told him I love Spider-Man, and he looked at me with this very serious expression and asked “But do you love Peter Parker, too?”
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#I KNOWWWWWW#:3333#tho i hear this more cuz i play sneaky characters more than i get ambushed by sneaky characters
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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.
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the pacific northwest is slowly filling with orcs
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I could happily go the rest of my life without seeing another post about how orgasms aren't the point of sex. It's true enough but women don't have to be told our pleasure doesn't matter, we already figured that out via the constant societal messaging that tells us our pleasures and desires are at best frivolous if not dangerous
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I bet driving through s police barricade feels good as fuck
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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.
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defending a castle would be amazing because i hate it when people come over and i can show that outwardly
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shirt that says 'i do not consent to being photographed' with a qr code that takes u to a site where u download a virus that exports ur data 2 my cloud and then factory resets ur phone
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