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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

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Psyduck skates with grace

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blog called 1secretaday where a deep secret of someone in the world is revealed every day but they didnt submit it or reveal it to anyone or write it down or speak it or anything. But it is on there

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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

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Spider Woman, Man Ray, c. 1929 (likely printed 1960s)

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Customer: INTIALS OF ALL MY LOVED ONES. DMV: FHRITP-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY Verdict: DENIED

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how?? just how?

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the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy