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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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MILV (mutual id like to visit)

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this redraw took so long omg im never drawing a flower again

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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a welcome party on the moon 🍰☕🎊

my phos piece for the tea time themed hnk stamp rally i'm hosting at AX 2025!! 🌙💎🥳

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My Fate phase goes on 😌

Featuring a bunch of characters from all over Fate universe because I cannot be contained apparently

Starting with my favourite Disney princess, Robin Hood.

And then Gil and Hakunon from Extra CCC. Gil somehow has all of my favourite sprites from any Fate media. I try to redraw them and I fail miserably, but at least I'm having fun. And Hakunon is too precious to be left out. So here they are.

And then Diarmuid being treated like the babygirl he is. And Artoria living her best life as well

And then switch to something more moody incomes... Yeah, this artdump is all over the place. Anyways, I really like Sanson. A lot. I'm weak to bright blue eyes, long coats and characters deeply intertwined with death.

And now, ❗cw: blood❗

I saw that one post about a hawaiian shirt covered in blood again and immediately thought of Cu.

That's it. Thanks for viewing my art :]

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this isn’t anything to do with the ask post but do you have xover ships you like? Since you have a few written on your ao3

Oogh do I ever

Toshinori Yagi (BNHA) x Rutile (HNK)

It’s funny to me, local sick hero accosted by doctor spouse, more news at 12 etc etc

Shuten Doji (FGO) x Gyoumei Himejima (KNY)

Big fan of the “should you stray from your path of good now I will kill you” “I’d like to see you try~” energy. Also I’ve written for them lol

Vash (Trigun) x Albedo (Genshin)

Two wanderers, two non humans, one bothers the other. It’s funny to me. Also the concept of Vash literally laying on top of Albedo. Tall uncanny and small uncanny

Gudako (FGO) x Kalego Neberious and Shichirou Balam (MM!IK)

Local demon school teachers get ZERO rest because Gudako is a menace. But she’s their menace. Look idk man it’s big Menace x Grouch x Sunshine energy it’s great. Literally sitting here writing a whole ass fic just for them. She’s their stupid little beast of humanity gf

EMIYA Archer (Fate) x Nihongou (TR)

It’s Yariyumi flavored, but also man you cannot tell me that Big Ol Blue Spear Nihon wouldn’t fall head over heals over a man with big tiddies who can also cook a good meal AND kill his enemies. That’s like, goals.

Speaking of Fate x TR ships:

Shinsengoofy (FGO) x Shinsengoofy (TR)

Polyamory is real and no one can stop me. One day Yamanami’s sword will be in TR. one day.

I’m very partial to most all Fate x Touken Ranbou ships. That’s some good shit. The undying devotion >>>

I have written for other xover ships but I don’t exactly have much inclination towards them atm. These are just the ones I vibe with rn

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"mirrorshipping", "doppelbanging", pussy ass behavior. look who can't say selfcest

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🌹🌹 hiii

Wheheee

Gudako felt the impact like a punch to the gut. The sheer power she was stopping knocked the wind from her lungs, but she couldn’t stop now.

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Panel redraw from the anthology :3

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Shichikal fans on tumblr where u at

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Another dump of the trio, those summer outfits haunt me

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about