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god appointed me the very special duty of making the worst star trek content out there and it’s a mission i take very seriously

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He won't admit it, but he likes that sort of thing.

How did the ‘fleet’s top science officer end up with a boyfriend who tests the effects of unidentified space powders by sneezing them into his own face and seeing whether he dies 

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I was playing Star Trek Timelines, and I laughed for a good minute at the last option.

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I was looking through Star Trek TOS episodes for a post, and I’d just like to take a moment to appreciate whom or whatever is in charge of making thumbnails on Netflix.

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no one fights like jim kirk

from great heights like jim kirk

no one’s style of weird combat delights like jim kirk’s

for there’s no one as defiant of gravity

he’s perfect. a pure paragon

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little dramatic things i love about garak

breaks into bashir’s room when he literally could have just knocked

thinks appearing as a traitor is a great way to help your friends

will have a petty argument in the middle of a countdown to death

fashion always on point but still chooses to dress like a watermelon every now and then

quotes shakespeare in the middle of a space battle

decides in the moment that genocide is a great way to handle difficult situations, and doesn’t care if he dies in the process

judges everyone’s fashion sense, no matter the circumstances

hits on bashir the very first time he sees him and comes on a little too strong

really, he just needs to know that he looks good

commits actual murder on more than one occasion and always gets away with it

seriously, how does he always get away with it? is it his smile?

smiles like he’s going to eat you but is also stuck in Retail Mode™ 50% of the time

quotes john keats at customers

can make anything an innuendo

breaks into bashir’s holosuite when he literally could have just asked

wrote an entire novel as a response to a letter from bashir

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This is the most perfect summary of Bashir and Garak's relationship.

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Instead of doing my math homework, I translated the Star Trek TOS monologue into Latin

Caelum, ultimum confinium. Haec sunt itera astronavis "Enterprise." Mandatum quinque annōs eius: mirabilēs novōs mundōs perscrutari, novam vitam civitatēsque quaerere, audaciter īre ubi nēmo ante iit!

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But seriously, as an introvert, I relate to this so much.

Star Trek: Deep Space 9

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Okay..... I didn't know I needed this.

AU where each of the Captains swaps places with one of the others (Archer ends up on Kirk's Enterprise, Kirk on Picard's, Picard on DS9...). Only the Captains realize that they aren't where they should be, any other plot elements and relationships remain the same - including Chakotay building a bathtub for a bemused Benjamin Sisko while Jean Luc's doing his best at raising Jake... Each time the Captain convinces someone that something's off that person is swapped to a new location.

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Me: *Hears people talking about Star trek in another room*

Me: DID SOMEONE SAY STAR TREK