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fricken alpha dragons

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

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reblogging so i dont forget

Tag Meme

I was tagged by @feyna-v, thanks!

Relationship Status: single

Lipstick or Chapstick: chapstick- the only times i’ve worn lipstick have been for ballet performances, and to me it feels like someone else’s skin on my lips. same thing goes for chaptstick, but i leave it on for a few hours before wiping it off because otherwise my lips will dry and peel

Last song I listened to: probably Fall Out Boy’s Wilson: Expensive mistakes, or something else from the MANIA album

Last movie I watched: Food Inc (last class of ethics. luckily the guy in front of me had his hair styled in this gelled poof and i didn’t see the full horrors.)

Top 3 TV shows: i have no idea what does or doesn’t count, but i’ve slowly been chewing through Daredevil, and oh man, i love its characters. also Steven Universe! great art, songs, storyline, characters, i love it all. BBC’s Sherlock- i’m behind on it, but it’s amazing, again, characters. i fall so hard for good characterization.

Top Bands/Artists: i listen to a lot of different kinds of music, but bands are My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, PUP, and The Artificial Nails (link to their soundcloud, their music is pretty great. i’ve seen them perform live, and it’s kinda scary cuz they’re my age. makes me question what i’m doing with my life.) [x]

Books I’m currently reading: i’m in between books at the moment since apparently i need a new library card now. i wish the library had told me in an email at least…

Tagging: @kiwir15 @waifu-in-the-house (if you want to!)

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ok yea cute and all BUT LOOK IN THE THIRD GIF THE PENGUIN JSUT WALKS BY

HE DOESNT EVEN CARE

HES GOT TOO MUCH SWAG FOR THIS SHIT

DONT FUCK WITH MR PENGUIN OR HE’LL FUCK U UP EVERYBODY

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that is one cool bird

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so fucking cool

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LMAO

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The first screencaps from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2 were released today, along with notes on the upcoming release:

The game will function as an MMORPG with customizable characters!

A new absolutely photoreal rendering style will replace the aesthetic of the original game, using the Switch’s hardware to its full potential!

The world map will be 4 times the size of Breath of the Wild’s, and will include a Dark World of the same size, effectively offering 8 times the explorable world, with over 60 dungeons, 240 shrines, and a final castle!

Instead of Amiibo integration, the game will integrate human teeth. As children lose their baby-teeth, they can place each tooth under the Switch overnight to receive gifts within the game!

The game will feature AR capability, allowing users to wander the outside world and find objects from the game. With the inclusion of a real sword with each copy, players will also be able to fight monsters and other players in the real world. Nintendo expects that many will die, but it will still be worth it for the action and thrill of playing!

Nintendo has grown a DNA-controlled viable humanoid fetus that will grow up to be a real life Ganondorf, and will eventually metamorphose into a demonic beast called Ganon. Ganon will take over the globe, ushering in a new age of darkness and pain which only Zelda players will be able to end. Nintendo will campaign for the game on the merit that if you yourself are the hero to save the world but fail to play, you are responsible for the misery and demise of the human race!

Navi is back and has a full new vocabulary of over 7 words!

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reblog and ill draw a character based on your blog

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third time ive seen this

finally reblogging it

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

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OMG PLEASE

Before “Avengers: Infinity War” is released, Marvel should make a video recapping everything that has happened in the MCU up to that point. But! It needs to be recapped by this guy:

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more of this plz

sorry, my writing’s really messy- also, this is a few days late. my brother is already recovering :)

i’ve decided to mostly stick to the tiny talking faces- if i decide to do something more elaborate, i’ll go into the full-body thingy with glasses.

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the secrets do not know you

Ominous statement generator

month born in jan - the owls feb - the stars march - your enemies  april - the obelisks  may - the crystals june - the secrets july - the crows aug - your teeth sep - the curses oct - the eyes nov - the trees dec - the caves

eye color brown - do not know you green - are not what they seem hazel - cannot reach you blue - are gone when you look away grey - plot revenge other - are not lost but waiting

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*tableflip

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE

 Me: It’s 2017, no one wants to hear Gravity Falls meta

Also me: Stan never believed Gideon was an actual psychic—even though he knew supernatural things were possible, and even though everyone in Gravity Falls was against him, Stan always insisted he absolutely knew Gideon was a fraud.  Why was he so certain?

Gideon always called him “Stanford.” 

Anyone with real mind-reading powers would’ve known that was actually his brother’s name, and he was living under a false identity

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Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

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give me the dang doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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i want a snail now

It SNOWED in MISSISSIPPI!!! It ended up being the heaviest snow since the 1880s! Anyway I saw a lot of people making videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time so this happened