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He Xuan UwU (this is how I feel when my cat follows me around the house)

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

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I wanted to draw the moment when Eda realised she was in love.I imagine they're on a trip to the human world, at a beach, it's sunset, they're playing a mellow tune and Eda sees the setting sun glint golden off their hair...

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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do androids dream of electric sheep...?

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It makes me happy when they listen

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( 。-ω- )(◦`~´◦)

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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being extremely normal about your coworker

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late happy one year of Watching and Dreaming!

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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Fourteenth doctor with longer hair! I've always thought this style would have looked great on him too 😊