With an ear of corn, you throw away the outside and then cook the inside, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
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When you’re called on in Speech Science class
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I have no words for this...🤦🏻♀️
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You never hear about the Bermuda triangle anymore.
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Being adult is having the “We have food at home” talk with yourself
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When you walk into a bookstore on payday:
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