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First Reactions! Let’s go!

Luther— I gotta say this is an upgrade

Diego — I need to see that hair 😂

Allison —BRIGHT, BEAUTIFUL, AND BADASS

Klaus — absolutely stunning !!!

Five — looking as five does

Ben — BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN

Vanya — baby girl I missed you (also plaid with a jean jacket how very gay of you sis ❤️)

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Y’know.. The Monopoly man

Instagram / Twitter

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Diego: hewwo! I will be youw surgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision

Klaus: dowcto, wewre losing him!!

Diego: qwick, hand me the defibwiwatow!

Five: please, just turn off my fucking life support

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Rewatching the White Violin episode on Netflix and seeing Vanya Hargreeves slow walking with a suit on and white eyes as Barracuda by Heart plays:

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When are they?

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Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bakey! Oh, there’s the man. Someone pulled a disappearing act last night. What mischief did you get into?

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Klaus's fashion disasters part two

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Vanya: Why are you on the floor?

Klaus: I’m depressed.

Vanya:

Klaus: Also, I was stabbed, can you get Diego?

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The Umbrella Academy as Justin Min Tweets

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

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Einar for YOU and YOU and especially YOU

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I just had to share that this article is literally the picture that says gouge in the hallway in The Umbrella Academy. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

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India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

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Barbados: 429-9999

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(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

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Egypt: 762-1602

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Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

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Israel: 09-8892333

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(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

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