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Given the announcement of the red queen series I would like to propose our maven calore:

He's just like I imagined him, tall, skinny, brown hair and curls, the dying victorian kid vibe...

Think about it

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Bootleg or “slime tutorials” names of musicals but I’m not saying the actual name of the musical..just the bootleg.

Tap dancing eggs the musical

Not the grand duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanov broadway musical

Slime tutorial with bugs

Pink mean African slime tutorial

The tragedy of Orpheus and Eurydice ft. Hadestown OBC

Six divorcees but they’re royalty slime tutorial on broadway

Slime tutorial ft. Not heathers

Try not to sing dear Evan Hansen edition

Pregnancy pie recipe ft. Jeremy Jordan

For the love of god stop bringing toilet paper to the lions club

Child abuse the musical slime tutorial

From russia to Paris while singing some songs

Hades has a town

A rant: why BJ shouldn’t be replaced so soon

Founding fathers of America slime tutorial

Tree slime tutorial feat anxiety and Jordan fisher

Christian Borle kills children slime tutorial

Obviously NOT moulin rouge! The musical! Amber Ardolino

Newsies where? Bootleg whom?

Singing sponge volcanic slime tutorial

A video about traffic lights and suicide issues in the 80’s

Andrew Rannells teaches how to make the Book of Mormon slime recipe

Omelette the musical

Why are all these fishes singing?

Who you calling pinhead?

How to get into Harvard with Derek Klena

Reverse racism the musical

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The umbrella academy siblings masks

Vanya: "Sissy made it"

Ben: "Just cause I'm dead doesn't mean I want other people dead"

Klaus: (Didn't get the instructions so he uses this and a scarf to cover his mouth/nose)

Luther: (diego gave it to him as a joke but Luther kept losing the others so he goes with this)

Allyson: (has one each color for each outfit)

Diego: "Very funny five" (five gave it to him and explained the meaning, he secretly love it)

Five:

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You know.... I just know in the bottom of my soul that the Hargreeves are swifties/taylor stans in different degrees

Allison is a original swiftie has all the merch, goes to all her concerts, sing every lyric of every song and have fan accounts of her in all social media, probably been in a secret session

Klaus is worse, he made costumes for the concerts (including 5 holes in a fence tshirt for lover tour) and makes a hole production everytime he sings her songs (especially LWYMMD, he summons spirits for that) . Probably has a restriction order after he tried to go on stage.

Luther knows a few songs and totally cried with red after Allison left the house and got married and daydream about crushing the wedding with Fearless in the background.

Diego adores it but he'll kill you if you say something ever.

Ben is a chill fan, enjoys the early albums.

Vanya became a fan with folklore and been listening to ONLY that since it came out.

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The Hargreeves as influencers

Allison: Is on every social media, verified in all of them, especially famous on tiktok and Instagram, started a trend of "I heard a rumour that you are going to do something nice today" and people tag her in videos doing that, she reposted everything in her stories. On tiktok she is the queen of straight tiktok but there's a lot of BLM content as well. She uploads covers and DIY tutorials on youtube. Twitter is full of links to donate to charities.

Klaus: KING OF GAY/ALT TIKTOK but in accident, at first he was doing makeup duos as a way to save the tutorials he liked (and people LOVED it so he expanded to clothes) and he started the trend of boys using skirts, definitely made the videos of "I wish I was heather" and KILLED the WAP. He also has a youtube channel where he visits haunted houses and talk to the ghost to convince them to stop tormenting people.

Diego: Started a YouTube channel to teach people without fathers how to do things usually done by them (fix a sink, shave, use tools, that king of things), and another where he teach self defense (especially for small girls). In tiktok has some videos throwing knifes and the hunger games/divergent community love him, he doesn't understand it but he delivers the content that they ask.

Luther: Only active in Twitter where he fights with NASA like every other week over some facts about the moon. He also loses it everytime he finds a of earth planne and is in constant war with the trolls.

Five: Doesn't have any, thinks is stupid and a waste of time but klaus loves to film him drunk for snapchat.

Vanya: Has a finsta where she post cute soft pictures, also a youtube channel with videos of her with the violin. Not very active, just for fun. Follows 10 people top.

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Klaus: Yeah so he broke up with me

Allyson: Why are you looking up?

Klaus: I need to cry but my foundation was forty-eight dollars

*Ben hugs him*

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Klaus: FOUR MONTHS

Diego: What is he talking about.

Ben: Is not that big of a deal-

Klaus: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLAN FOR FOUR MONTHS

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Diego: So klaus what are your goals in life?

Klaus: I've banned from every major city transportation system except new york.

Klaus: I don't know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.

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CAN YOU IMAGINE THE HARGREAVES IN FAMILY THERAPY

Therapist: Why are you here?

Alyson: Because our father screw us up and we cannot stop fighting even if the word is ending and makes the job of saving the word a little difficult.

Five: idk why I'm here, I'm the only one who is competent. I'm waiting my time.

Diego: I think the real problem here is Luther, he has the daddy issues and a moon problem.

Luther: The moon *sobs* 4 years *sobs harder*

Five: Shut up about the moon, and diego you have a heroe complex.

Diego: I do not, but if I am is not as serious as Klaus, he is a useless addict.

Klaus: Hey, I am but you don't need to be rude about it

Therapist: Vanya you haven't spoke, anything you want to discuss?

Vanya:.... you know... there's this girl....

*everyone facepalms**ben watch disappointed the whole scene because he is the only one healthy*

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Klaus: I did not choose to be bisexual, I just figured that with my shitty personality I had limited people tolerating me and decide to make the most of it

Ben: *ghost slapface*

Five: *rolls eyes*

Diego: No no, he might be onto something

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Reginald Hargreeves in a nutshel

https://youtu.be/bfCR0dEDO1A

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Five: What did I even do to you?

Lila: You killed my parents.

Five: Do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?

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The show in general is awesome but one of the things I think I love the most is that they actually listen to the fandom. We loved Ben so what did they do? They gave him more lines, screen time and a story of his own. We said we hated aliluther so they acknowledged that with Klaus. We said Vanya is definitely a soft lesbian, they made her one.

It makes me feel like we are part of the creation of the show somehow, maybe is stupid

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I just realized that we are never going to have a ship for five. I mean, if he's with someone with physical age he would be pedofile. If he's with someone with his mental age is weird.

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The umbrella academy coming out

Klaus: Dad, I like boys.

Reginald: ….

Vanya: I like girls.

Reginald: ….

Five: I’m in love with this mannequin.

Reginald: ….

Diego: I like boys and girls.

Reginald: Does someone in this family have a normal sexuality? (Bc of course he is a homophobic bitch)

Luther: Well I like girls.

Regionadl: Thank god.

Luther: In fact I like Allison.

Reginald: THAT’S WORSE .

*ben laughing hysterically in the background*

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Vanya speaks russian, allison admits she knows multiple languages, five knows greek and Latin.

But Diego and Luther read öga för öga AND ASSUMED IS A NAME. WHAT THE FUCK DID THE DO IN THEIR LANGUAGE LESSONS

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I just LOVE the new dynamic between Vany, Klaus and Allison, like all the others are dramatically fighting to save the word and those 3 dumbass are.... getting drunk in a hair salon, dancing and bonding over their bad luck at love