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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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sometimes you wake up and hit the ground running

and sometimes you wake up and everything just feels Too Much and you dont even want to get out of bed

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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

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also like. real talk. can people on this godsdamned website calm down. having an opinion about something that isnt "YES YES YES YES I LOVE IT YOU GO GOOD FOR YOU!!!!" isnt explicitly bigotry

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i am an animal

it is what it is

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

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when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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its true!!

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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Sometimes I'a be minorly inconvenienced and I'a reflexively blame Bowser for it. I'a just stub my toe against'a the corner in my'a room and I'a mutter "Bowser..." under my'a breath like he'a had something to do with it.