klazomaniacstampcrab
klazomaniacstampcrab
BE NICE TO PEOPLE.
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KARKAT VANTAS. 14. HE/HIM. SEND ANY ROMANCE RELATED ASKS TO MY ASK AND I'LL GET TO THEM EVENTUALLY. ((dependent karkat vantas, continuance-stuck timeline, 18+ only to interact, read /ooc please))
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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meowtivational‌:
:33 < hell yeah i am!!!!!
*:B BE GOOD, NEPETA.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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meowtivational‌:
:33 < im!! fine!!!!! >:PP
YOU DEFINITELY ARE ((((;B
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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I’M NOT SOLELY DATING THE LOVES OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THEY’RE COLD AND GOOD TO LAY ON WHEN IT’S HOT. BUT THAT DOES FACTOR INTO IT.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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meowtivational replied to your post: MY TITTIES FOR SQUEEZING TOGETHER WHEN I SEND...
:33 < like but also dislike ugh
YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE I'M RIGHT (;B
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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isnt that kind of casteist?
SAYING THAT I LIKE DATING THE TWO COLDBLOODS I DO BECAUSE THEY’RE COLD AND COMFORTABLE TO LAY ON IN THE DISGUSTING ALTERNIAN SUMMER HEAT?
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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MY TITTIES FOR SQUEEZING TOGETHER WHEN I SEND SELFIES TO NEPETA TO MAKE HER ANGRY ABOUT NOT BEING HERE TO SQUISH THEM HERSELF.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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MY ARMS ARE MADE FOR HUGGING, MY ASS FOR GRABBING, MY LIPS FOR KISSING, MY PAN FOR ANXIETY. I’M THE ULTIMATE TROLL.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN A COLD QUADMATE TO LAY ON IS WHEN THEY’RE COLD *AND* YOU GET TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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meowtivational‌:
:33 < equius brings the romance i bring the fists
NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I’M GONNA KISS YOU SO FUCKING GENTLY.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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they only carried this shirt in adult sizes
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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meowtivational‌:
:33 < there will be no sw33ping unless its off your f33t!!!! :33 < time to get dunked into the bin!!
I CAN’T TELL IF YOU’RE SAYING YOU’LL ROMANCE ME OR BEAT ME UP BUT EITHER WAY IT’S SEXY.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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meowtivational‌:
:33 < someone come clawlect this awful old man
TIME FOR ME TO BE SWEPT INTO THE BIN.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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meowtivational replied to your post: I’VE AGED.
:33 < old
YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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IN THIS, THE END OF MY LIFE, I’M GLAD TO KNOW I’M DOING WHAT I LOVE.
LAYING ON THE FLOOR AND EATING COOKIES.
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klazomaniacstampcrab · 6 years ago
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I’VE AGED.
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