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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me one body On the second day of Christmas true love gave to me two jars of blood On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three toes On the fourth day of Christmas but true love gave to me four heads On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five blood stained shirts

The Freak

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It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

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Red=self harm

Pink= animals cat scratches, scratches from my rat, the dog jumping on me

Yellow=stepping on glass, stitches, stretch marks

Green= cut by license plate, scrapping my knee

Purple= burned my fingers too many times on hair straightener

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like murder. Stranger: hi You: wello Stranger: do you like merder Stranger: murder You: yes Stranger: did you kill somebody? You: l;ots Stranger: hahaha Stranger: are you a guy or woman? You: io am a alien Stranger: where you from? You: galifery Stranger: me too You: oh Stranger: i´m your dad You: omfg i dint knoiw Stranger: now you know Stranger: happy? You: idk i am confused Stranger: why? You: i thought my dad was a llam You: llama Stranger: i´m sorry Stranger: your mom is a llama You: es You: yes Stranger: llama ass Stranger: dlc You: ohmfg fowl langue Stranger: omg Stranger: i wanna kill you Stranger: but you are my daughter You: donde u viven lester Stranger: eu não sei Stranger: viveste onde Stranger: us? mx? br? You: \ooh Stranger: i´m from brasil You: Desculpa Stranger: que foi tio Stranger: desculpa oque? Stranger: google translator Stranger: ??? You: naw i know everything Stranger: woooow You: yes i know right Stranger: are you alone right now? You: mabey Stranger: if you don´t Stranger: kill the other people You: i think i did stuffing their body in my closet Stranger: show me You: its a secert Stranger: no Stranger: trust me You: `no trust no murders other than myself very spefic code i have Stranger: ha Stranger: so You: vacas\ Stranger: show me your boobs Stranger: cows You: oh no Stranger: boi Stranger: cabrito Stranger: cavalo Stranger: egua Stranger: porco Stranger: galinha Stranger: galo Stranger: pavão Stranger: cachorro Stranger: gato Stranger: peixe You: Droga acho que sopa que comi está comendo minhas entranhas. Stranger: boi-marinho Stranger: don´t have sense You: llamas.............\ Stranger: oooooo Stranger: sua sopa está corroendo seu estomago Stranger: e você ira morrer You: peitos Stranger: hahahah Stranger: tetas Stranger: why are you so fat? You: Eu como outras pessoas\ Stranger: nossa Stranger: melhor vc fazer um regime You: and i aint irt t looks like it but its mt boobs Stranger: sab but true Stranger: sad Stranger: bananas and potatoes You: i eat people Stranger: ok Stranger: good lucky

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests! You: nothing Stranger: thats lame brah You: yay i know unless u counting digging holes Stranger: what does that mean lol You: i was digging holes Stranger: oh like the movie holes? You: naw theses are graves Stranger: oh you a mobster then right? You: naw just kill the crimals Stranger: so youre a criminal yourself You: naw i am ridding the world of bad people