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Here are just a FEW times Agatha Harkness gave off major lesbian energy!

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Lilia: oh fuck

Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~

Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?

*The history in question*

Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*

Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-

Lilia stabs him with a stake

Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you

Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her

Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside

Lilia, going in with the RKO move

Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you

Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body

Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—

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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.05 - Darkest Hour Wake Thy Power

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Lillia: "Oh this coven is incredibly queer"

Billy, who's still trying to figure out how old she really is: "...as in like, strange?"

Lillia, deadpan stare: "You're a twink, Agatha and Rio just went off to hate fuck in the woods and I'm pretty sure that Alice has accidentally proposed to Jen at least three times, so you tell me what I mean, Teenager"

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Billy: You all should really address your issues

Alice: I recognize I have mommy issues

Billy: that’s good

Alice: And that Agatha does as well

Agatha: I do not

Lilia: we can all clearly see it

Rio: you all are cowards * points at Alice and Agatha* you have mommy issues

Rio, pointing at Billy: Soon to be mommy issues and you’re a cheater—

Rio, points at Jen: Self criticism

Rio, pointing at Lilia: And you act like I don’t exist-

Lilia: Fuck you

Rio: Fuck me yourself coward

Jen: Rio you clearly have issues if you have no filter and fuck Agatha Harkness

Rio, wide mouth, not knowing what to say: I am the natural order of all things, how dare you question me

Lilia, muttering: I question why the natural order seems to bend for Agatha—

Agatha, slapping Rio’s ass as she passes by her: What can I say? Mother Nature likes it rough~

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Jennifer: Welcome to the “Fuck Agatha” club, where we all talk about how much we hate Agatha.

Rio: …

Rio: I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.

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Rio only gets mad at things that are untrue.

Psycho can be short for Psychopomp, which is a ferryman of souls, which she is.

However

Rio got upset here. like Girl do you think she has the TIME to lurk? In this economy? Nah, Y'all get ONE NIGHT, and she's STILL WORKING.

Also of course

Death is no evil, it's inevitable. Take away the methods and lead up, and the actual death itself has never been vindictive. She's been a mercy to countless people and a tragedy to even more.

But she's never been evil. Unless sacred balance is being altered she doesn't hunt you down or plan your end. But she's there. She'll always be there for the journey. To Sheppard you home.

Edit: who leaked this thing from containment. Why this one? 760 notes, my God, I gotta figure out where the mute is.

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Agatha All Along + text posts pt 8/?

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a menace to society (affectionate)

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Agatha All Along backgrounds🔮

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Agatha All Along Follow Me My Friend / To Glory at the End | 1.08

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some MORE agatha all along textposts because its almost 7am where i live and i havent slept at all so im making these to try and fall asleep. im fucked

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Kathryn Hahn and the writers use tears SO well in Agatha All Along tho, and I haven’t seen anyone really talk about this

Because typically when you have the mysterious, copes-with-humor-and-deflection, closed off type of character Agatha is, I feel like tears are only ever used to show other characters “look this person is weak too”

But the rest of the coven has all seen Agatha cry multiple times on the road, way more than the rest of them- and she’s treated as just as much of a threat and danger as she was before. They don’t see her cry and immediately go “oh she had emotions, she’s not a risk anymore”

It’s not treated as some unreasonable, weak reaction, and as someone who cries at any strong emotion I love that

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y’all i

nick has a “best vocals” award because in real life he was the one who came up with the tune + the original lyrics for what was supposed to be a silly inside joke between them but ended up meaning so much to mother and son that even under so many layers of wanda’s chaos magic, agatha still managed to remember the melody (she was humming it in the squad car in the first episode), along with one good memory about her child: that he had a lovely voice and that the ballad was THEIR song UGH this show is GENIUS

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a show where gay is the norm and straight is the minority