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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

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“O goddess born of mine own hopes and dreams-”

Oh how proud she must be, our Lady Iceheart. | Available on Inprnt 

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every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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We'll travel the lands, cross the seas, and take to the skies on the eternal wind.

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Nako-Choko [the inherent homoeroticism of wound tending]

hand study painted in 2021

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Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

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it's crowded :(

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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

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i would appreciate reblogs for reach. though i do know the best way to conduct a survey would be to, like, cold call people, that's not exactly feasible for me to do, so a survey consisting of "tumblr users who see this poll" will have to do for now. thank you!

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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I’m sorry, but aren’t we collectively tired of all our clothes being made of polyester?

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