Welcome, close the door behind you. If you're interested, I'm talking about everything. Um okay, mostly the fictional world I'm currently obsessed with. I post amazing and wonderful drawings too. Read the tags. I don't unfollow mutuals ever you're my freak and I will stick with you forever. It's the evil website doing it. We are bound by something stronger than destiny or a marriage certificate (trench war comrades). This blog isn't swear-proof at all, fuck is my favorite word. I tag commonly triggering things usually. Not a minor, but this is relatively SFW content here. Multishipper, I don't mind commonly "icky" ships. Did I start rambling again? Get used to it Mei - She/Her - Please don't use masculine terms to refer to me! Don't hesitate to bully me on every social media if you want me to see something, I don't have notifs on LOL https://linktr.ee/Klm_zoflorr
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Now that we are all equally unemployed and underfunded, I think it’s finally time that humanities and STEM people set aside our differences and unite against the true enemy (business majors)
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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
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Saw a Parody Megachurch account use the phrase Daddy God.
That’s how I’m referring to John from now on.
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It is with great memeage that I return to mine bullshittery
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John loved his friends, his saints. he loved Cristabel and he loved Alecto. but love doesn't redeem, doesn't make you less selfish. John is a selfish man and a coward and he loved selfishly. it doesn't make his love any less real or true
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"All right, I see how it is. So when tumblr suggests forcefem, it's all fun and cool and everyone is on board. But when I, John Gaius,"
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[Podfic Link] | Length: 4-7 minutes (three versions of the podfic)
Original Work: i met god, she's a twitch streamer by @zombified-queer [ao3: zombified_queer]
The Locked Tomb | Rating: Teen & Up Audiences
Summary:
In which God envies and craves.
Notes: Recorded for Store-Bought Gender, a Voiceteam 2025 challenge featuring podfics with trans characters in the POV role! gifted to @mistbornhero
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I mean that was obvious enough already, but damn, this is just right up there with Protesilaus aka Johnny Quickdeath, huh?
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I mean that was obvious enough already, but damn, this is just right up there with Protesilaus aka Johnny Quickdeath, huh?
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Special delivery for the two asks requesting Jane!Bird and the copious amounts of other people on twt and discord who asked for her too LMFAO
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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They shouldn't have given such a dangerous animal such a boopable snoot.
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Carmen Sandiego | Fanart | (・∀・)
I'll never understand how this show is so underrated 🤷♀️
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