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Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew

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martin is a spelling snob. jon may have found numerous mistakes in his reports but it was never with spelling, no sir

(pointing at you. you are mine, I've claimed you in the name of silly-tma-headcanons. you cant escape me now /j)

sasha gives him her reports to look over before she gives it over to jon (dyslexic sasha my beloved) and it comes back with misspellings and incorrect grammar circled and corrected in red ink.

it's peak "you can't just say perchance" vibes.

jon and tim are just as picky about spelling, but are too awkward or polite, respectively, to correct people.

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jon archivist really strikes me as the type of guy who took ballet from the age of 4 to like 16. he was really good at it but then he was in nutcracker or some shit once and was like. “ah! well. i cannot handle being onstage” so he quit

YES YES REAL

this is genuinely one of my favourite headcanons. speaking from experience, the dancer to gay and mentally ill pipeline is real.

I can vividly imagine this coming up later down the line (likely from georgie) with martin, and him being impressed whilst jon could not be more embarrassed.

(pspspsspssps: I have this idea in my head, since i love the hc that the mechs were jon's uni band, that jon met some of them through things like theater and dance??? like I can totally see him meeting TS or Nastya through ballet)

conclusion: i love dancer truthing jon. he is NOT safe from my propaganda

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I was thinking of what Halloween costumes the archival crew would wear and I’ve come up with:

Sasha dressing up as a witch or anything fantasy related.

Tim dressing up as either a werewolf, a mummy, and or something that’s really dumb like cereal killer type of costume.

Martin is definitely dressing up as something like a zombie or more creepy then the average costume. It’s either a basic cute costume or a horrifying one. There’s no in between.

Elias/Jonah doesn’t care and if he ever dresses up? He’s a vampire. Always a vampire in different time periods that are somehow too accurate for the guy is supposedly around the modern times.

Jon dresses up as nothing. He doesn’t dress up, in fact he really dislikes Halloween and always tries to avoid people from knocking on his door by putting a bowl of candy outside with a sign, or goes without lights on. (Totally not because of trauma about knocking on doors).

tim being a cereal killer is genuinely making me giggle,,, it's so DUMB and so HIM. he definitely egged some people's houses when he was younger.

i can imagine jon being pretty into halloween (with costumes and such) pre-head archivist, but even before michael and the door, it all makes him a bit paranoid, especially considering his experience with Mr Spider, which already made halloween quite difficult for him. the most he'll do is carve a pumpkin and leave a bowl of sweets outside.

elias, however, lives for it, before and after possession. og elias would think it's fun, and it's a good time for jonah to scare the shit out of people, especially kids.

sasha has the best witch costume - there's no arguing. none of that ugly witch business either, she's too pretty.

martin goes all out for halloween. it's the most uncharacteristic thing anyone in the archives has ever seen, including elias.

the institute on halloween is HELL if you don't like halloween. it's just asking for trouble.

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Oooh oooh ehehhh ehhh hey remember when me and @unending-vigil were talking about the whole apocalypse being real boring and it would be better if Elias was in it constantly??? Well i. Wrote more about it ehehehhhh

It's not much for now but it is honest work. Mans 9-5'ing stalking and Starting Shit. Prommy he will be in it more later.

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things to ask yourself when designing a female character:

how much blood is she covered in

are her eyes filled with madness

can she rip things to shreds with her fingernails

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian books.

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I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore

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5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

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Idk i feel like there's a lot of potential for a Spiral/Eye domain. You're losing the plot, losing your mind, nothing makes sense anymore, and everybody's watching. Judging, they know the answer, they know how to get you out but they don't want to. You're the only one who's trapped here, we know better, maybe the problem is with you not the circumstances you were thrown into.

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helen the distortion 🌀

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3 for Crowley would be soso cute!!!!!!

Baby boyyyy <3 <3 (pose requests still open!)

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Jon (from tma) for 1?

Eeeee I just read this regressor!jon fic (with cg!elias) by @sleepy-lil-kit-kat, so here's my interpretation of Season 2 Jon with his stuffed cat <3 <3

(pose requests still open!)

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Vaguely based off of @sleepy-lil-kit-kat 's Jonelias agere series, but not actually a drawing of any scene in it lol. It's just Jon and Selena

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Thinking about them