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if tumblr deletes me you can find me in screenshots on pinterest, on floppy disks at the back of storage units, and on a 1990s BBS in a shareware zipfile.

oh and bluesky and mastodon. but those above are the primary ways.

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*i.e. Why they're your favourite character, what you'd want from them if they were real, etc.

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Windows 11's latest update is resulting in SSD failures if it reaches 60% capacity. The update wipes the drive and unmounts it.

If you are on Windows 11, please don't update. If you have already updated, please look up how to roll back your update

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hypnospace outlaw is a game about browsing an alternate history's internet and it still somehow has an ice level

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i love seeing my non-ygo followers in my notes going "what the actual Fuck happens in yugioh" because there is no adequate way to answer that question. everything happens. everything you can possibly think of that could ever happen, happens in yugioh.

wait a minute ok. i was about to start listing a bunch of absurd shit that goes down in this series but instead i'm just going to make my point by making it everybody else's problem instead

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@socalgal

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walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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Based on a dream i had last night about a haunted house screaming at me to stay.

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The Sims 2: Swedish Inlays

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Sorry folks I unplugged the computer those circus people lived in. No more clown, no more chattering teeth. They're all dead now. Rabbit too.

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This crocheted Döskallesjal, translated to Skull Shawl was designed by Kungen Och Majkis on Ravelry. Find the free pattern and photo tutorial in English and Swedish on her blog!

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Aleksandra Czudzak, Rats

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They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

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A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

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The finnish word for car is "auto". The swedish word for car is "bil". Nobody knows who got the "mo".

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Why is tobacco cool again. Dont do drugs kids but what does she do that weed and espresso can't