“so my son went on a field trip yesterday”
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Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent
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me: *watching stranger things*
strange thing: *happens*
me:
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I wanted to make one too-
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me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself
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When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed. (Vine by Kevin Parry)
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YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET
2017
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I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.
Yes the fly was removed afterwards.
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DECEASED 😂😂😂
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