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Sweet pick up lines that will make her blush!

Admiring a girl and Approaching her is the 1ST step to convince her to go out with you. This can be done with pure ease by using some very sweet pick up lines.

Since sweet pick up lines serves the purpose to show your affection towards her and will give a boost to your relationship right from the beginning. Every girl feels nice if she is been complimented or appreciated. These little romantic gestures means world to them.

Hence sweet pick up lines have a much more meaningful impact on them.

Take a look at these evergreen sweet pick up lines that will make her blush.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles. 

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

How was Heaven when you left it?You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. 

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Bitch i want to be a spaceship!

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Kuprum Maxlol Minecraft Skin

Credit: ANDREW HUSSIE HIVESWAP/HOMESTUCK TROLLCALL

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I’m way too late to the party

But since humans are super hard to kill and try to be friends with everything, a common unspoken rule in space is that if a human is afraid, you better be pissing yourself in fear.

So the crew hears a scream from the quarters, and a crew member rushes to see what’s happening.

“Human Jane, what’s the problem? Are you hurt!?”

and she just fukin shrieks “SPIDERRRRRRR!!!!!” and everyone goes batshit insane and spiders are cataloged as extremely dangerous death creatures.

But then on another ship, a human crew member asks if they can bring a small pet, and it is approved as long as the human can prove that it’s not dangerous.

So they pull like a tarantula out of its little cage and let it crawl all over them and the other crew members stare in horror as the human just pets their eight-legged death beast and coos at it like a baby.

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Environment Friendly memes and pick up lines

her smile will literally blind you

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Concept: Earth-chan’s boyfriend Moon-kun

Ever since they were young they’ve been very close, but there was an incident a while back when they were still kids, where he threw a rock as a joke, but accidentally killed her pet lizards(it’s theorized the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs came from the moon). This incident left Moon-kun afraid that he might lose her forever if he screwed up again.

Luckily, Earth-chan’s friend NASA-san decided to do something. Early on in the series, he/she and his/her friends Neil and Buzz go to Moon-kun and bring him closer to Earth-chan(the lunar landings made the moon metaphorically closer)

For the rest of the series,  Earth-chan and Moon-kun! have a happy and loving relationship. 

Also, Moon-kun gets offended about accusations of his girlfriend being flat, because he’s had to deal with similar accusations. He tends to be pretty stoic around the other celeztial bodies, so some people call him “fake” or “hollow”(actual claims made about the moon, probably by the same sort as the flat-Earthers)

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It’s the end of 2017. The annual Waifu Awards are taking place. Who will win?

Could it be possibly the anime personification of the Earth? Could it be this maniacal 10 year old German girl? Could it be the copious amounts of Traps this year? Will it be this endearing 30 year old MMO player lady? Might it be that Wendy’s mascot in an upset victory? Could it be one of the multitude of girls from Boku no Hero Academia?

Steve Harvey opens the winner card, hoping not to mess this one up once again. His eyes widen in shock. There, all the runner-ups and the winner’s name have been scratched out with brown crayon, and written in all caps, simply the word “Monika”.

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the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do? human: GO FAST the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead. human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST the universe: wait what human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

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On the humans are weird thing, what about the Hadron Collider?

Like, aliens come to earth and are kind of impressed with how fast our technology is progressing, and they’re like, touring the earth and meeting the greatest minds of our generation and eventually end up at CERN.

Alien: So what are you doing here, Human Scientist of CERN?

Scientist: Oh, well, we made this machine that smashes atoms into even smaller stuff.

Alien: Oh? And how did you achieve this?

Scientist: Well, we throw them at each other at amazing speeds until they break apart. It’s actually pretty cool.

Alien: It does sound interesting.

Scientist: Right? It sucks there’s people who are pissed about it.

Alien: Excuse me?

Scientist: Well, theoretically there’s a chance that we could create a black hole if we go through this process.

Alien:

Alien:

Alien: Why do you persist in this endeavor if this is a possibility?

Scientist: It’s fuckin’ sicc

And then the aliens realize that oh, humans are only so ahead of the times is because they’re fucking crazy and just do shit. And then they leave.

Just in case.