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Beauje you beautiful creature, what are the hardest premonitions you have to deal with? Someone told me you've had some rather unpleasant sights involving some former connections, is that right?
[They don't appear to hear you, a Prophecy happening to be forced upon them currently. They didn't want to look. They hate having to see it.] [The Prophecies involving Kornik always hurt the most. Seer and Oracle were always a little further from them, a little less personal.] [Kornik had been Beauje's first. First everything. Now, in their Sight, a terrible day lays before them. But not for Kornik, of course.] [For who could be upset on their wedding day? And what ex-spouse would want to have to watch the whole ceremony they won't be invited to?] [Beauje's eyes fade back to their normal pupil-less yellow as the Prophecy fades. They fling a ring across the cavern they're hiding in for the day. It bounces uselessly against the wall with an echoing metallic clink.] [Their phone goes off but they ignore it. They'll have it re-read the message to them later.]
[Did you know, Static, that every piece of gold on your dear Beauje is from an ex? They keep every gift of jewelry, as the only thing they can take with them.]
#Beauje Theron#[redacted]#this is the first time I've ever posted them without a smile on their face!
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So, Maxton, kisses are a really good motivator for you, are they?
[The blueblood blushes. On his face you can see lipstick stains from three distinct lip shapes, and what appears to be the sheen of saliva.] 1 mean l1sten hat they got to be from the r1ght perSon 1 an't juSt let anyone ontrol me [Maxton sighs and you can tell it's a quite pleased one. His hand comes to rest on his face, getting covered in violet and blue lipsticks. He's taken this as a comment from stream, as if he was answering his chat.]
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on account of this, no memes/doodles at all today cause I strain my eyes if I draw without a secondary lightsource.
so. may be a bit until I can draw again? :(
My room has terrible insulation so it runs 10+ degrees hotter in summer and -10 in winter.
also i'm sick with a fever
I'm going to mcfreakin lose it
#Davie's rambles#we'll have to see but uh#Right now my sibling got me an extension cord thing#so I can have my fan and my laptop for sleep
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My room has terrible insulation so it runs 10+ degrees hotter in summer and -10 in winter.
also i'm sick with a fever
I'm going to mcfreakin lose it
#Davie's rambles#I have flipped. So many breakers.#Even with the AC running my room gets BAD and my mama doesn't let the ac go under 80 sO#i'm fuckin dyin squirtle
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Yes, but it's SO much more complicated than that.
He's also the guy who regularly kinda kidnaps Scotch from his mom to take his blood so he can do experiments.
And the one who taught Scotch the quickest way to make a troll bleed out.
But also the one who taught him what a hug was so.
It's a Very Complicated situation
Especially because neither he nor Scotch's mom are actually Scotch's ancestors. Both of them HAVE blood descendants that they don't pay attention to for the most part.
#Thus why I felt the need to make a whole post about it#bats n fantrolls#Liston Eckles#Scotch Rowitz#Vrekis Rowitz#I love having villains with interpersonal relationships#because someone's villain (calmet) is someone else's hero (sobble)
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I mean yeah I can confirm cause I needed to find Mervie and couldn't remember anyone's urls I was like?????
I just had to refollow like 10 people and I STILL can't find who I was looking for
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im in the my friends ocs fandom
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okay next time I draw (hopefully later today but I'm not counting on it) will be to answer about Liston and the Messy Exes
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[Did you know that Gefgor was actually blind most of his childhood?] [So historically, trusting his witch crush has gone really well for him.]
#Davie's Shitposts#Gefgor Staage#Vravei Azzevi#[redacted]#Could I have drawn him to scale? Yes.#But this was funnier
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[Please say the knife is clean and not recently used at least...]
[Ptillo belongs to @memurfevur!! ]
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[First official art showing the back of Esstoc's horn at all.]
[Pelexi belongs to @mageofspacemultiverse !!]
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[Maybe if you don't look Rnthyu...]
[Ertoth and Rnthyu belong to @lashysdomain !!]
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[Is Mervie flirting with Scotch or is Mervie trying to befriend Liston? The world may never know.]
[Mervie belongs to @bats-n-fantrolls !!!]
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FOUND EM
I just had to refollow like 10 people and I STILL can't find who I was looking for
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I just had to refollow like 10 people and I STILL can't find who I was looking for
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Finished a bear i didn't connect with and discounted eternal sugar for the last time
Bear Cook: Available
Eternal Sugar: Available
tos stuff under the cut
Please credit me when first posting the design/credit me on TH (Lashy)
Don’t resell for more than you paid for them unless more art is added
Trading & gifting are fine
Changing species and gender is more than fine
Do not use designs for hate, N/fts, AI, ect.
I’ll hold a design for up to 7 days
No commercial use without discussing it with me
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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something
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