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Love the puns from Pun Hub

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schrodinger's chekhov's gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it's too early to tell if that's relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

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hey. the celebrities and corporations are growing to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

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no but it really IS astounding. time IS fleeting. madness takes its toll.

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THE FUCKING GOAT!!!!

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Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys

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Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

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there are five frogs staring at me right now

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how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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horoscope: sometimes you be breathin

me:

me: okay but how did they know that?

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“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

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Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

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Ableism is expecting neurodivergent people to live their whole lives outside their comfort zone in an constant effort not to make neurotypicals uncomfortable.