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People who want to bang Sans from Undertale have become a real problem in our modern society. That's why I'm running for president.

With your country under my watchful eye, I will promise you that I'll gather up all the Sans fangirls and fanboys, escort them to a remote island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and proceed to nuke the island to high hell.

Vote for Spork in the 2020 elections.

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Oh, good. You got your Frozen in my Overwatch. It tastes like memes.

The cold never bothered me anyway…

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You can eat coffee? Like, does that mean Peter ate coffee beans, or am I just over thinking a typo? I'm genuinely curious.

Peter: I havent slept since lAsT YEaR

Tony: Everyone's heard that joke, Peter. Also, you cant say that 3 days after New Years

Peter: No, I'm serious. The only thing I've eaten is coffee and I'm starting to hear colors

Tony, entering Dad Mode™: Go to sLEEP

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The Mcree skin released during the last winter wonderland event is the best Mcree skin and that is just a fact.

ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟿 ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅ sᴋɪɴs

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First post, here. Just figured I'd post my profile image. It's not the best cuz I kinda gave up on it, but I don't care enough to fix it.