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Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

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did alex hirsch know what he was doing when he wrote the line "gold chains for old men magazine" because I was in a home goods today with my friend joking about gold chains for old men and somebody finished the line for us from the other aisle

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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6 months into the second Trump term and I can safely say that not voting was a failing strategy for anyone who had leftist policy goals in 2024

Israel is even more of a rogue state than before, now openly attacking Iran with American troops promised to defend them from their own actions.

Student loans are not only not cancelled, but the alleviation program ordered by Biden is stuck in court and meanwhile loan collections have resumed at nearly double the monthly amount and the freeze on Student Loans affecting credit scores is now over.

USAID was gutted and so less aid is being sent across the world to places that desperately need it.

The second Trump entered office again, the NCAA (which has over a million athletes) banned its 10 trans athletes from playing to appease the administration. This has resulted in anti-trans bullies going after trans high schoolers instead

Hundreds of companies openly got rid of their Diversity teams, most of which were headed by people of color, immediately lessening the amount of PoC in positions of authority.

If you care about teaching the histories of marginalized groups, well too bad, the Smithsonian Institution and DoD have been pressured into deleting several online history resources in JD Vance’s war on woke

Pro Palestine protests are being met with deportations, pro immigration protests are being met with the National Guard

Immigrants are being taken from everywhere by emboldened ICE agents and the government is cheering them on

If you care at all about the cost of living, Trump’s immigration raids and tariff wars are poised skyrocket that

Not one policy goal has been met by the inaction of supposed progressives who boycotted their vote and I hope they learn from that decision and don’t make that mistake again

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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play that hurdy gurdy white boy

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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called my work EAP to set up counseling about how I work myself into a coma every few weeks and I'd like to figure out how to not do that but can't get into the work specific coaching program because I have an epistemological issue with the PHQ-9 and all other quantitative screeners particularly and especially in the years following the pandemic when we are visibly and continually reminded that we are all in the bad place and the licensed professional mental health counselor on the phone with me said "it appears you're in good health" and then laughed at me when I said "what could that possibly mean"

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my GENDER is Sam Axe

my ROLE is Granola Auntie

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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Sometimes, Uni becomes a rectangle

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In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan