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knifethecat · 3 months ago

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I've been sick literally 2 times since 2020, and it's got me wondering:

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knifethecat · 5 months ago

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MORTY DA STREET CAT??

#cats of tumblr #kitty #in the new yorkiest part of chi #black cat #cat

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knifethecat · 6 months ago

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do you even know what's in her primordial pouch??????

#cats of tumblr #tortoiseshell #kitty #caturday #most of the pictures i have of her rn have our faces in them lol

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knifethecat · 7 months ago

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or the dappled fur of a random tortoiseshell kitty cat!!

You are unhappy because you’re thinking about productivity and emails when you could be thinking about the beautiful dappled fur of deer

#not knife

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knifethecat · 7 months ago

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KNIFE MY WEDDING IS IN A WEEK WHY WOULD U EAT MY ENGAGEMENT BAND :(

#cats of tumblr #tortoiseshell #kitty #evil.

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knifethecat · 8 months ago

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change others cars to bikes and this is unironicly how people in most cities in the us drive

#have you ever had someone fully look u in the eye as they try to open their door into ur bike? i have! twice!#and then u swerve and they laigh at u like they werent actively trying to severely injure/kill u

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knifethecat · 8 months ago

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knifethecat · 8 months ago

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Thousands of years ago this idiot had an ancestor that I hope was also as deeply loved as I love him. Thousands of years ago I had an ancestor that I hope deeply loved a cat as much as I deeply love him.

#this is so sweet and poetic :'l

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knifethecat · 8 months ago

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if you can look at this dog and say omg what a sweet lady! you can do the same for a trans woman it's that simple. this isn't like a 'pro trans opinion' just reality.

#i think humans effort to gender animals that are way less sexually dimorphous than us is smth rooted in anthropomorphism which is silly but #harmless #but it rly shows how gender and presentation are kind of 2 different things #that are sometimes completely unrelated #i was looking at the first picture bc my gf looks like that most of the time #but added the second pic bc my gf is still a sweet lady even when she looks like that lol

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knifethecat · 9 months ago

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HAPPY OCTOBER FROM DA KILLER

#kitty #cats of tumblr #tortoiseshell

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knifethecat · 9 months ago

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August Strindberg (1849-1912)

The Town

#august strindberg

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knifethecat · 9 months ago

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me clicking the 5th "why your cat licks you while purring" "why your cat headbutts you" article i've read to hear how my cat loves me again

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knifethecat · 9 months ago

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August Strindberg, The Town, Detail, 1903

#august strindberg

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knifethecat · 10 months ago

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this fool wanted to get into 711 so bad (pic by my gf)

#tuxedo cat #kitty #^x^ w/

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knifethecat · 10 months ago

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Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱

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knifethecat · 10 months ago

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when the caffeine starts hitting

#cats of tumblr #caturday #tortoiseshell #kitty

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knifethecat · 10 months ago

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all three of them

#they remind me so much of the lesbians with the “son boy allowed” banner #^ ^

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