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Im so stupid im so fucking dumb I can't believe I this is happening AGAIN

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Im so stupid im so fucking dumb I can't believe I this is happening AGAIN

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Beating myself over the head with a metal bat because I literally told him to do this and encouraged this i can't be upset about it that's not allowed

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i’ve been making weird pngs lately . . .

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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fuck im so obsessed w myself the last 6 months of pilates is paying off and i look hot as fuck

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marriage of convenience that slowly turns into a love marriage - but both of them believe is one sided is such a delicious trope

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another frog for the frog website 🐸

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I just noticed my vaccine scars are fading :/

The top set by my shoulders barely visible now and a third of the lower set pretty much gone now ://///

I can't believe I didn't notice this for so long

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snoopy at the nine inch nails show

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i do not believe in labubus or their cause

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Pete Buttigieg is the only politician whose career i think could be boosted by a well-timed sex tape bc i think America is probably ready for a gay male president but only if they’re sure he’s a top

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If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better

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"remember nbc hannibal?" i have never for one minute of my life forgotten about nbc hannibal