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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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Vladimir Kush (Russian, b.1965)

Departure of the winged ship

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i keep thinking about that one blogger on here who mentioned applying to 80+ jobs and still not getting a single callback

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your new cupid 💘

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eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

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Once again looking for RP partners

18+ only

Comfortable with OC stories

Writes in paragraph form

I am just a humble writer who enjoys collaborating with others. I already have one partner but I fear I will overwhelm them with all my creative ideas

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Phenomenal news. Just what the people ordered.

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

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I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

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Is there anything better than the ruined knight aesthetic? To me its the coolest form of visual storytelling, chipped armor, tattered cloth or cape, broken weapon stained with the blood of countless foes, arrows or weapons left sticking in the armor, just the best

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This is so real ♡

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i dont care the close friends instagram stories are getting posted to tumblr because this is making me lose my mind