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marginalia my beloved

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this is not a one-off, there's like. four more chapters. just not right this second.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Dave’s Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Jake English Additional Tags: godtier suicide in the first chapter, the ENTIRE concept of this was “what if he had dog ears”, alternate timeline shenanigans, anyway what if bro had to come to terms with what he’d done. and also he had dog ears Series: Part 5 of Post-canon Striders Summary:

“Shit.” Something’s changed, and you half-understand it even before you sit up. For the first time since you entered this place, you’re on a solid and inanimate surface—a dais of carved stone that the scaled coils have withdrawn from, leaving you temporarily alone in the center of this room. There’s a stain on the stone under you—blood. Your blood. Your shirt’s the wrong color, and long-sleeved—you fumble for a minute before you manage to push the fabric up to your elbows.

In some timelines, Bro Strider was not the one to die on the Beat Mesa.

In at least one of those, he ends up with the means to mimic a Time player in at least a few ways.

(hi! I’m not dead. still writing.) 

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Jake English Additional Tags: godtier suicide in the first chapter, the ENTIRE concept of this was "what if he had dog ears", alternate timeline shenanigans, anyway what if bro had to come to terms with what he'd done. and also he had dog ears Series: Part 5 of Post-canon Striders Summary:

"Shit." Something's changed, and you half-understand it even before you sit up. For the first time since you entered this place, you're on a solid and inanimate surface—a dais of carved stone that the scaled coils have withdrawn from, leaving you temporarily alone in the center of this room. There's a stain on the stone under you—blood. Your blood. Your shirt's the wrong color, and long-sleeved—you fumble for a minute before you manage to push the fabric up to your elbows.

In some timelines, Bro Strider was not the one to die on the Beat Mesa.

In at least one of those, he ends up with the means to mimic a Time player in at least a few ways.

(hi! I’m not dead. still writing.) 

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i'm actively incapable of meditation or anything else that'd help me go to sleep but you know what I can do? i can write out 120 non-consecutive 6-digit numbers, making up 1/6 of the possible permutations of 123456

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I couldn’t get the mouse out of my brain inky, I went back, and.

look at this. This is the weirdest reblog map I’ve ever seen.

Unnatural. And here’s what a map of that size is supposed to look like

Anyway. Sorry for clogging your inbox, good luck with the mice 👋

…. yeah that looks right. three times today, upon opening my dash, the mouse was the first to greet me

@casualcannibalisms behold the fruits of your labor or something

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the sewing hubris is whispering in my head again

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First clip: that is a snake plant, aka mother in law's tongue, aka Dracaena. You can propagate it pretty easily from single leaves, but you wouldn't cut them off like that. It is not even remotely related to a tiger lily. You also shouldn't let the clippings dry out before you stick them in a pot--ideally you'd dip them in water and then in rooting hormone powder.

Second clip: orchids don't propagate from leaves like that--they require for the rootstock to be attached. So even if you could prop them from a leaf, you certainly can't prop them from a leaf that's had the bottom bit cut off like that. What's really funny on this one is that they've stuck an entirely different plant's roots on this one and it looks stupid.

Third clip: I don't think it's possible to directly root lemon tree cuttings at all, but you certainly can't root ones that have no leaves and are just bare wood. You can, however, graft lemon cuttings onto another citrus tree because citrus trees don't care about anything.

Fourth clip: You can actually root bouginvilla, but I don't think you can do it like that. I'd suggest clipping a shoot from near the trunk, roughing up the bottom few inches, dipping it in rooting hormone, and then sticking it in very damp soil, coconut coir, or even water. Leave the leaves on.

in conclusion all of this is bullshit.

IG @amazinggardenideas

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fun fact: I've been using em dash extensively through multiple devices, including an ipod touch that did not like making it (used copypaste to insert it every time) a kindle fire (long press) and a basic notepad program on desktop where I have to find+replace every single instance of it (I use _ and replace all.)

"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"

c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this

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pokemon refs for future crochet

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I can't be on instagram because i'll end up leaving like four paragraphs of comment on someone else's post

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22 squares in under 18 hours. yup, wrong button.

hm. might've hit the wrong button in my brain by learning JAYG (join as you go) squares with crochet.

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hm. might've hit the wrong button in my brain by learning JAYG (join as you go) squares with crochet.

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tagged by @casualcannibalisms (thank you beloved sibling) but I'm snipping the thread back to the base post!

Picrew chain! Make yourself with this picrew and the most recent meme on your phone

Tags: @dracosleftarsecheek @yourlocalbadgerscales @forensic-b1tch-aiden @names-confuse-me @agathokakolog1cal @yourlocalxiaosimp and open tags! <33 have fun

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i should do a rewatch of any of the die hard movies, count how many nonwhite people there are in any given shot, and then do it again for the entirety of the newest die hard movie. because i hate myself.

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we are doign a test to see how if i can wear a specific article of clothing all day and i might. tap out. at like two hours in.

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each one of those spikes is beloved sibling @casualcannibalisms reblogging the photogenic mouse until they hit post limit

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how horny is this shower scene going to read. should i worry.