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BALDUR'S GATE 3 COMPANIONS + tarot cards (insp.)

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OR. I can put megalovania as the second song so no matter what happens all my bases are completely covered that shit will be LOCKED the fuck down

Creating the most bizarrely specific and completely incomprehensible called shot by starting the playlist for the next unamed unannounced expansion with Miike Snow's Ghengis Khan

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Creating the most bizarrely specific and completely incomprehensible called shot by starting the playlist for the next unamed unannounced expansion with Miike Snow's Ghengis Khan

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when i already have too much on my plate and one more mildly inconvenient thing adds to it

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sylvari before yassification

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"are you male or female socialised" calling me socialised is a stretch.

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tried to go to sleep after a long day, but as soon as I closed my eyes, I imagined a great white pelican in the room with me, opening its wings with such vivid detail that I jolted awake on pure animal reflex to try and stop it from wrecking everything. accosted by the demon pelican.

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I wish they'd let Wyll be angry, specifically: angry for himself, not just for other people. I wish they'd let him yell at his dad. I wish they'd let the player tell Wyll that it's okay to love your dad but still feel hurt and betrayed by him. Let the guy vent all that pent up negative emotion for goodness sake. Give him a scene or three where Theo Solomon could flex his voice acting skills.

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The ghouls working hours.🩸🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

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I love charr tech but it looks so bad for the environment. Do you think tyria regards charr vehicles (outside of war) like those unnecessarily huge double wide modded pickup trucks with like 5 extra exhaust pipes to maximize the area of the pitch black diesel exhaust cloud? What would you do if you were on your raptor commute to work and a guy with dominion flags and a hyper realistic charr ball sack ornament on the back of his dune roller wouldn't let you merge

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Elder Dragons

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Hey👋 there you 👈🤡 SLUTS💃😩😜! Guess what holiday 🎉 it is🤭🧐🤔🤔🤔? It's dragon 🐲 bash🌟🍬🍫 📆. CUM on down to HObrek ❄🌨 and get ready 😳 to SMASH 😩💦 this dragon pussy 😻😽🙌. Get your MordreMOUTH 👅👄💦 around a big throbbing 🍆😝 Jorbreaker 🍭🍬. Logan's Lover🐓🦆🎉 isn't the only one racing ⏱🏅 to FINISH 🍾💦 and the piñatas 🎊 aren't the only😽😩 things 🙌 getting STUFFED 🤭🙈🥵 Send⬆️ this to all 💯 of your guildies💃😩😜!!!! If you 👉 get 5️⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are a piece of 🐀⚙ skritt. If you 👉 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🔙 then expect plenty of risen 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ cocks 🍆💦😝 in your future. If you 👉 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back⬅️⬅️ then you are a true 👍🎖💞 dragon SLAYer 🙌🍾🎊💖. If you 👉😭 get 2️⃣0️⃣ back 🔙 you 👉🏼👤❤ are WHOREmag's ❄😝😍 champion 🏆🗡💯💘😩🙈🙆‍♂️

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Casus's life is such a tragedy. He went from being a big shot hero aiming to be a wizened old mentor/father figure in retirement but instead now he's the weed guy to one of the most powerful people on the planet which would be a great gig except they don't smoke weed and also does not know what weed is no matter how many time he explains it.

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Orin the Red

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VSArtParty [June] [NA] Finally, got to participate in an art party where I didn't have a migraine. Azilab --- @scourgeblooms Been meaning to draw this character for literal months. I made sure that nothing this time would stop me from doing so, if they showed up. I'll probably draw them again in the future, as they are just so damned beautiful.

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media analysis brain about the janthir finale: hm I see the bones of a good, even great story, but it seems like the devs either didn't have the time or didn't want to flesh it out- autism brain that loves unfinished & underwritten media because it loves tearing into it like a starving feral hog to extract AUs and fanfictions: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO