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Blows the dust off my tumblr
Have some fan character Rick- im calling him single dad Rick and he loves his fucking wife
#rick sanchez#rick and morty#diane sanchez#r&m#r&m fanart#rick and morty fanart#knight draws shit#diane is a woc eat my ass#theyre both poc dont bother me#nsfwish
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PEGGY CARTER/CAPTAIN CARTER in Marvel Studios’ WHAT IF…?
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wheel of fortune
puzzle: H E _ _ O
category: greeting
contestant: spins
wheel: $5000
contestant: L!
pat: no L
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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"
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If you don’t replant the crops in a village Who are you
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Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch
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God™ watching tony stark getting back to earth: fuk this bitch wont die
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extrovert: hey lol anyone got uhhh,,,, impulse control?
introvert: please be quiet im activating my FUCKING almonds
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