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knightscrests · 8 months
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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat seafood and I eat it.
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knightscrests · 8 months
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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance
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genuinely believe gene wilder is one of the best film actors of all time. dude had a definite style but every character is unique! willy wonka and young frankenstein both are completely insane but in different, wonderful ways
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knightscrests · 9 months
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9/11 really is like a collaborative holiday on here like everybody comes up to the front of class to do a 9/11 themed joke and everyone claps and then the next person goes up and again everyone claps
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knightscrests · 10 months
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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point
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knightscrests · 10 months
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please, mr. wehadababyitsaboy was my father. you can call me bob.
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knightscrests · 10 months
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horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving
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as much as i Do Not Want To See It, i'm kinda happy will ferrell is back making his shitty comedies. nature is healing
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knightscrests · 11 months
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You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills
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knightscrests · 11 months
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undertale live concert from 2020 still almost unmatched as far as live performances of video game music goes. zelda 25th anniversary cd is the only thing that is at the same level
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knightscrests · 11 months
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just dropped my keys down an elevator shaft AMA
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knightscrests · 11 months
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am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days
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knightscrests · 11 months
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Crazy how…you could just be a regular guy at work…but you come home and have a kooky sense of humor and play the elite video games and listen to secret music
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knightscrests · 11 months
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They regret getting office jobs
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knightscrests · 11 months
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i think i’ll replay pikmin 1
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