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Apparently the silksong subreddit has started doing human "sacrifices", where they ritually elect someone to be banned, in order to guarantee the timely release of the game. somehow this isn't even surprising

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did it happen yet?

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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look at my calci baby. perfect

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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hi

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat seafood and I eat it.

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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

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genuinely believe gene wilder is one of the best film actors of all time. dude had a definite style but every character is unique! willy wonka and young frankenstein both are completely insane but in different, wonderful ways

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9/11 really is like a collaborative holiday on here like everybody comes up to the front of class to do a 9/11 themed joke and everyone claps and then the next person goes up and again everyone claps

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

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please, mr. wehadababyitsaboy was my father. you can call me bob.

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horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

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as much as i Do Not Want To See It, i'm kinda happy will ferrell is back making his shitty comedies. nature is healing