knightthymeflower

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this might be a hot take but i actually don’t think humans were meant to know what is going on in everyone’s lives all over the world every second of the day and constantly be available for conversations or collaborations or call-ins for work and texts and phone calls and social media posts without end. i think we were supposed to just help the people around us and spend time with our family and friends and eat yummy bread and berries and relax

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i don’t watch buzzfeed unsolved but that dude who keeps making fun of the demons or whatever has big about-to-get-possessed energy

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sorry for my hellish all-or-nothing posting schedule but im a lesbian so its ok

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I want to kiss a girl under the mistletoe.

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smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

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stan

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A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

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i don’t trust men who are unable to maintain platonic relationships with women.

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Why do you even care about trans women? You're not even one of them.

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It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

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No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

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[Image Description: Tweet by @ohJuliatweets on 01/09/2018, 17:13 reading: 

“Every time I see a girl in her early 20′s cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn’t own bedsheets who won’t commit I’m like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions.”] 

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If you honestly think Harley x her bastard abuser is a better pairing than Harley x her loving plant wife Ivy, then guess what you’re homophobic and you now owe me and every gay you know $20 thanks

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when your cat is lying on you and you can hear their little purr get softer and softer until it fades out like the ending of your favorite song because they are so comfy they have fallen asleep rb if you agree

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