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gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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I’m so burnt out from work that this little rat making music has me crying on this fine Friday night

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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I know the subtitles are spelling fabian's mom's name "hallariel" but to this day I think it is so much funnier if it's "hillariel", like Hillary. I fully thought that was the joke the first time I heard it! it's like,,,, waspy mom name but make it elven

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

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this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction