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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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i think butter is a better bagel topping than cream cheese. there. i said it.

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check it

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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

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twitter finally recommending me good stuff

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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it must be said the ancient greeks got a little funny with it

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“Okay mr fart” and “yeah for a poop car” exist in the same realm in my mind

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this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college

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animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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