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i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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i have nothing in common with people whose favorite color is purple

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Franz Ernst Brückmann, First twelve Epistola, 1728

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fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence,  Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.

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oh my god

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Love the word "also". I have more things to say

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youtuber showing off his new redstone megabuild pistons and slime blocks and repeater lines running up and down and all around and he hasnt explained AT ALL what it does but when he powers it on your room starts shaking and the lights start flickering and he looks directly into his crap webcam with jet black eyes and just says 'it is done.' and the video abruptly ends and when you check twitter to see if any of his fans have had the same experience your feed is filled with the news that the pope just turned into a dirt block live on television

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Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

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waiting for Delia...🧎‍♀️

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“ryan murphy isn’t lesbophobic”

ok then explain why he didn’t make cordelia and misty slow dance when stevie was singing in 8x05🤨

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misty: what are you doing?

cordelia, standing on the table: this is my house and i can stand wherever i want.

misty: where is the spider?

cordelia: it’s under the coffee table. please get it for me.