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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas
Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt
Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this
Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns
Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max
Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have
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deeply unserious animals
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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him
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pig doesn't understand how gardening works but understands that beautiful thoughts give birth to beautiful actions
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gouache study of beautiful ancient artifacts !
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,
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Balatro is balala
i’m always saying this
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u know besides the million other reasons i hate generative ai i also refuse to use it bc i dont trust anything being pushed on me this hard. why does every company desperately want me to get on the bandwagon. whats in it for you. whats in it for me. if ur pushing this shitass product into my life so intrusively u must have nefarious intentions. i dont trust anything being shilled like this
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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me
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party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme
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