JAEK EMGLISH MY BELOVED!!!!! • he/they + neos • mage of light infp-t ♌︎
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GREEN DAVE I FUCKING GUESS
@horrorjerk ok i drew him green now fucking explain yourself
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my mother died and all i got was a free grimdark t-shirt.
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girl you've been running through my mind all day
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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!
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L + your smithing sucks + you cant hold your ale + nobody seeks the warmth of your hearth
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minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.
spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
really sad ghost
zombies 2: underwater edition
spiders again but now they poison you
fish that kills you with a mind beam
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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.
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outfit head canons for davejohn? :3
i'm very boring when it comes to clothes so they're not that off from their canon outfits
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