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Trans people don’t typically scream at people over being misgendered, so whenever a transphobe acts like trans people do that I just think “this is made up” or “what did you really do to get them to that point”
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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."
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ok how are you people putting commas in your tags
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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.
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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger
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Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right
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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean








"post plus" pay me to have to look at these
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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
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Trying to go for a cool, elegant style just will not work when you have no spatial awareness. Like being short is one thing, I could emphasise it to a kind of Delicate Elfin Fae Creature vibe, but that's not going to work with my skill of inexplicably somehow always managing to get in the way and stand in the most inconvenient possible place. I instinctively always try to dodge people into a place where I'm is even more in the way than I was before. I have a knack for bumping onto furniture and managing to knock things off tables with an almost implausible frequency.
Appearance-wise, I could go for a Eerie Graceful Dark Apparition aesthetic, but that shit will not work when I'm going about crashing into things like a gothic roomba.
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