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Gone Girl Sentence Starters

Brought you a present.

I prefer men who are funny, not "funny".

I would be a fool to let you walk through a sugar storm unkissed.

Time for a quick tour of my failings.

He thinks Velveeta is a cheese.

You have a world-class vagina.

Body glitter. How fancy of you.

Everything else is background noise.

I'm so sick of being picked apart by women.

I don't even know if I believe the truth.

I'd just sleep better with a gun.

This child really might save our marriage.

This man of mine may kill me.

We never really existed.

Cool girl. Men always use that as the defining compliment, don't they?

You are married to a psychopath.

Girls like a fixer-upper, but...she invaded me.

You might be the most hated man in America right now.

Come home and I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you.

I've just been mistreated for so long, I've forgotten how to behave.

You fucking bitch.

I just said what you wanted to hear.

I will make sure no one forgets the pain you caused me.

We are toxic.

You think you could ever be happy with a nice, normal woman? No way, baby. I'm it.

What have we done to each other?

#( x. meme. )

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❛WHY CANT I GO OUTSIDE?❜

#( x. promo. )#;; my d a r ling.

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stxgos.

‘ is there something wrong with me?? tell me -- why do you think that i’m still single. ’

#stxgod #( x. to be decided. )#( x. liked for a starter. )#;; who eveN KNOWS WHAT THIS IS.#;; buT HEY BAE.

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raiiiponce.

( MOTHER )

” Okay !! “

She chirped, and sprung from where she was sat, painting was one of her most favourite things to do, and that list was very long. much like her hair.

‘ & maybe i’ll frame it. ‘

she’ll humour her child -- especially if it changed their current topic of conversation.

‘ i’ll leave you to it whilst i make you dinner. i’m making your favourite. ’

#raiiiponce #( x. listen to your mother. )

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Tangled sentence pack

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"Don’t worry. This is actually a very fun story!"

“The outside world is a dangerous place. Filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here, where you’re safe.”

“How about 23 out of 45?”

“Wow, I could get used to a view like this.”

“Guys, I want a castle.”

“All the things we’ve seen and it’s only 8 in the morning!”

“I’m just teasing. Stop taking everything so seriously!”

“Would you sing for me, darling?”

“Look at you, as fragile as a flower.”

“I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together you don’t trust me!”

“Alone at last.”

"You know I hate leaving you after a fight, especially after I’ve done absolutely nothing wrong.”

“Struggling is pointless.”

“I know why you’re here, and I’m not afraid of you.”

“Hey. How are ya’? Name’s _______. How’s your day goin’?”

“I’m prepared to offer you a deal.”

“You broke my smolder.”

“Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.”

“Find your humanity!”

“Woah! Somebody get me a glass, cause I just found me a tall drink of water!”

“You should know that this is the strangest thing that I have ever done!”

“You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? It would ruin my whole reputation.”

“Well I hope you’re here to apologize.”

“You okay?”

“I’m terrified.”

“I’m sorry. Everything is fine. There’s just something I have to take care of.”

“Are you alright? Are you hurt?”

“I’m the lost princess.”

“You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.”

“What’s the password?”

“I feel maybe this whole time we’ve just been misunderstanding each other.”

“Okay. Let’s see how fast you can run!”

“We are going where no one will ever find you again!”

“No! I won’t stop! For every minute for the rest of my life I will fight! I will never stop trying to get away from you!”

“I can’t let you die.”

“No! No! What have you done?!”

“You were my new dream.”

“Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes?”

“Well, you can imagine what happened next.”

(via the-write-ideas)

#( x. meme. )

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crxella.

‘ shall i crack open that bottle of wine, darling? you look as though you could do with a good drink.’

#crxella #( x. to be decided. )#( x. liked for a starter. )

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raiiiponce.

“ Fine, i wont mention them again ”

At least not today anyway, Rapunzel had a plan brewing and she was determined to make it work.

‘ make sure you don’t, dear. ’

she smiles, but it isn’t genuine. rapunzel had told her once before that she wouldn’t mention those god damn lights -- ( the lights lit to remember her ) ever again & yet here they are.

‘ why don’t you paint me a picture instead.’

#raiiiponce #( x. listen to your mother. )

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raiiiponce.

“ They aren’t silly they are beautiful !! “

‘ sometimes beautiful thing are disappointing...’

a little like her daughter. after all maria had done for the princess -- did she really have to be so unappreciative?? this was for her own good.

#raiiiponce #( x. listen to your mother. )

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furiisms.

‘ & just who attacked your face with a crayon, darling? it’s as if a five year old painted on your make up. ‘

#furiisms #( x. to be decided. )#( x. liked for a starter. )#;; omfg.

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STARTER CALL.

#( x. starter call. )#;; bc the uRGE TO WRITE IS REAL.

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raiiiponce.

( KNXWSBEST )

” i know i know, the world is a dangerous place “

‘ if you know that, darling -- why do you keep asking to see those silly f l o a t i n g lights?? ‘

#raiiiponce #( x. listen to your mother. )

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urbanangelisms.

dark eyes are fixated on the male, jaw tense -- an evident anger across olive features. but it’s now that she loosens the grasp that she had on the weapon, lowering it so that it now rests upon his neck.

‘ you’re in my room. & i hate trespassers.’

& perhaps this was a mistake. maybe he had accidentally entered the wrong hotel dorm. but maria was an unreasonable woman and she was quick to jump the gun. -- pardon the pun.

#urbanangelisms #( x. to be decided.)#;; i hope it's okay for me to continue this here.

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#( x. vanity. )

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siinnerr.

█ ░ continued from here.

‘ whatever you prefer -- you’re definitely a natural charmer. ’

being a s i n g l e woman who had never had a real relationship in her life -- maria would take a compliment whenever she could get it.

‘ i’m maria. ‘

#siinerr #( x. to be decided. )#;; i hope this is okay d a RLING.

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"hate to shatter your ego, but this ain't the first time i’ve had a gun pointed at me."

TARANTINO SENTENCE MEME. ( ♔ )

█ ░ status: accepting.

the weapon is tight within her grasps, knuckles white as she digs the barrel into the side of his head. her finger is nowhere near the trigger, but that doesn’t mean that she won’t press it.

‘ men like you tend to get in trouble a lot. ‘

#urbanagelisms #( x. to be decided. )#( x. memed. )#( x. answered. )#urbanangelisms

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"i called him a miserable old fool."

TARANTINO SENTENCE MEME. ( ♔ )

█ ░ status: accepting.

‘ oh -- you didn’t. rumplestiltskin doesn’t like being CHALLENGED.’

it surprised her that this guy was still alive. for, once you insult the dark one, you were often left as nothing more than a pile of ash.

#notallnorman #( x. to be decided. )#( x. memed. )#( x. answered. )

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TARANTINO FILM QUOTES MEME.

warning;; some of the content may be nsfw & politically incorrect.

"if you any of you sons of bitches have got anything else to say, now’s your fucking time."

"you’re acting like a first year fucking thief. i’m acting like a professional."

"listen kid, i’m not ‘gonna bullshit you, alright?"

"i may be a bastard. but i’m not a fucking bastard."

"thought that was pretty fucking funny, didn’t you?"

"all you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ‘aint ‘gonna get."

"you had my curiosity. but now you have my attention."

"you silver tongue devil you."

"i’m american, honey. our names don’t mean shit."

"that woman deserves revenge. and we deserve to die."

"wiggle your big toe."

"do you find me sadistic?"

"i’m ‘gonna give you a little something you can’t take off."

"say ‘what’ again. i dare ya. i double dare you, motherfucker."

"leave the limbs you’ve lost. they belong to me now."

"and what do i owe this dubious pleasure?"

"you are all in my cool book."

"is she dead? yes or no."

"i’m the anti christ. you got me a vendetta kinda mood."

"are you gonna bark all day, dog? or are you gonna bite."

"i will never forgive your ass for this."

"you have every right to ‘wanna get even."

"it ‘aint suicide if you’re already dead."

"have you ever given a foot massage?"

"hate to shatter your ego, but this ‘aint the first time i’ve had a gun pointed at me."

"word of advice, shit head. don’t you ever wake up."

"you don’t owe her shit."

"wakey, wakey… eggs and bakey."

"i called him a miserable old fool."

"was that a fucking set up or what?"

"you serve the tea. i’m watching my soaps."

"when are you ‘gonna learn that microwave food’ll kill you faster than a bullet?"

"well, ‘aint you so sweet, you make sugar taste just like salt."

"i’m gonna ask you questions. and every time you don’t give me answers, i’m going to cut something off."

"under the circumstances, i think i ought to get a fucking academy award for how natural i’m acting."

"a dogs got personality. personality goes a long way."

"i haven’t killed anybody since 1984."

"pride only hurts. it never helps."

"now the first time you kill somebody, that’s the hardest."

#( x. meme. )#;; plEASE??? I WILL BEG.

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