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You ever just... yell about #karkat vantas??

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just admit it’s fix it felix you cowards

The Super Mario 64 title screen after changing the game’s code to unload Mario’s mustache. (Source)

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A Word About MAPs

-Telling people to kill themselves is disgusting.  -This is not defending pedophiles either. -The lot of them need serious counseling, or other forms of help. -Those that are teenagers or minors themselves will grow out of it anyways. If they don’t, they sure as fuck shouldn’t be near children of any kind. I hope they become healthy and understand soon how wrong this is. That’s all. Have a nice, safe, non-child harming afternoon. Also, if a single MAP interacts with this post, all attempts at defending yourselves will be ignored because what you suffer from is in fact both terrible for your mental health and ignorant gibberish. You will also be blocked. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t actually touching the child, you’re still thinking about it. That’s a no no, sorry.

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noodle: abt 2 kill m*rdoc

noodle: any last words u old bitch

m*rdoc: coughs up blood

m*rdoc: despacito

noodle: kills m*rdoc

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Like zoinks Scoob! You tampered in God’s domain!

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The next contestant tenses up as they are forced to reveal the chaotic truth of the puzzle. “I.. I would like to solve the puzzle.” Pat grins wickedly as the contestant is quaking in their boots. “H... Hewwo?” “Congratulations.” The lights shut off.

The contestant begins to sweat, they call out for the audience, for the other contestants, but all they can hear uttered from their own throat is that God awful word. “H-Hewwo? HEWWO?” The panic increases within them as they place their hands over their own mouth, beginning to sob as their mouth continues to repeat the phrase over and over. A spot light shows pat standing next to a familiar face. “Mister... Mister Obama?” Pat and Barack giggle mischievously with each other as Barack pulls a near by lever. “Perish.” The floor beneath the contestant disappears beneath them as they plummet into a small room, where they hear the sound of running water. Their shoes quickly fill with the cold liquid as they struggle to find an escape; but when they look up they see a glass ceiling close above them. Their heart races, they cry out once more. “HEWWO? HEWWO? MISTER OBAMA! PLEASE, SOMEONE, HELP ME!” The water begins to lift their body, making them float. They look back up at the glass ceiling. Barack and Pat continue to laugh, watching the scene beneath their feet. The contestant gasps their last few breaths of air before being forced below the water. Their large eyes stare into the two men as they struggle more, banging onto the glass as hard as they can.  Minutes pass. The air leaves their mouth, water replaces the space in their lungs. They cease all movement. Barack turns to Pat, “Another one bites the dust.”

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

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one of me and my bfs characters!!! we like making stories together <3

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<> my diamond <>

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yo i made an instagram bc tumblr mobile sucks!

ive already posted stuff too! ill post it on hee too tho eventually

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grandma what big mood you have!

all the better to kin you with my dude

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reminder that

this blog hates nazis

this blog hates misogyny

this blog hates pedophiles

this blog hates trump

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LGBT+ PRIDE (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

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i wanna draw some stuff today!!! send in some stuff!!!

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ITS SUMMER AND I DONT HAVE A STYLUS ANYMORE SO IM GONNA BE DRAWING TRADITIONALLY FOR A WHILE AH meanwhile my art style is looking lit lately so im gonna post some stuff today at some point

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horses are just big hands you can ride their heads are th u m b s

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

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i broke the tripad on my laptop the lil mouse thing

i have my tablet but my stylus is missing so my friend let me use hers  h e l  p

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