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DM, sick of Bard’s shit: Roll for it.

Bard OOC: *rolls a nat 20*

DM: Um… Roll again.

Bard OOC: *another nat 20*

DM: *sighs*

Bard OOC: Let‘s try this again. I cast Illusion, summoning Rick Astley before the kobald’s very fucking eyes.

DM: *rolls a 2 wisdom check* Okay, so he’s unconscious now from the fucking brutal Rickroll attack.

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Pretty sure you're just a collective fever dream for all of tumblr there's no way this blog is real

i wish i was dreaming i am alive in real life and have been since i was born. Or not who knows

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yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

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who here is afraid

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Just learned about the fragrances and perfumes community. Very normal-guy-esque community, just normal dudes wanting to be sexy with their scents. Yet hubris curses each and every one of them. They want to be sexy so bad, they see fragrances as nectar from the Gods, their temptation to drink the perfumes are very high. I have seen dozens of comments about drinking perfume.

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I don't think many people realize how much they've been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.

Someone may come to their parents and say "I want to write a book" and their parents will say "it's really hard to get published".

Someone might confide in their sibling and say "I want to sell my art on "x" platform" and that sibling will say "do you know how many people you'd be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?"

I know a kid who once told his best friend "I think I wanna start a dnd podcast" and the friend was like "do you know what the word "oversaturation" means?"

Personally, I don't know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!"

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you know what, fuck joe biden. fuck joe biden. i am so deeply enraged tonight. thousands of palestinians have been murdered in a genocide funded by US tax dollars, and his administration thinks it's a good time to post memes?? most young people i know are living paycheck to paycheck (or debt to debt), and they think they can appeal to us by posting goddamn memes? at least one hundred people were killed in rafah due to an israeli air strike during the superbowl, and biden posts a dark brandon meme? what the absolute fuck? over twelve thousand children have been murdered in cold blood by the israeli military, funded by the united states, funded by my goddamn taxes, and biden tweets about seats on airplanes? i can't afford to buy meat, but thank god part of my paycheck is being spent on bombing children. i am ashamed i voted for him. if i ever met the man, i would spit on him. i would throw both my shoes at him. i am disgusted and angry. god fucking damnit

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Unfortunately Q4 of the fiscal year was a disaster so my tumblr posts will be extremely low budget starting now.

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switching to firefox is so funny to me because when chrome wanted an update i was beating it back with a stick but firefox is politely raising its hand and saying “hey there’s an update if you want” and i’m kissing that little fox on between its eyes and letting it update calmly and peacefully, go update baby i love you, take all the time you need

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It’s been some time since I’ve seen Loca pop up anywhere on the internet, it’s nice to see her again.

Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

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how much fun are we having in this timeline folks?

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My wife, confidently: I know Critical Role has a relationship with Wizards of Waverly…Coast?

Me, already booting up this app: I love you so much

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr