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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Directed by Guillermo del Toro

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no offense but some of y'all should really consume more weird media ok some of y'all are ready to clutch your pearls at the mere sight of the slightest offbeat concept in speculative fiction and this can't go on

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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"Homeless radioactive cowboy with no nose" : The Ghoul 🤠 - F A L L O U T ( 2024 )

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I’ve got a war in my mind so i just Blog

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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

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“Older, more powerful Lycans were now able to change at will. The weapons had evolved, but our orders remained the same: Hunt them down and kill them off, one by one. A most successful campaign. Perhaps too successful.”

Underworld (2003)

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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Fighting for my life trying to find a phone or tablet with a headphone jack. Fighting for my life trying to find a laptop with a cd rom. Fighting for my life trying to get more than one usb port or, god forbid, an hdmi. Fighting for my life trying to find any electronics that haven't been streamlined into flimsy chastity belts with the structural integrity of a sopping sheet of paper which require me to buy 3 extra devices (each with their own separate charging requirements) all because some silicon valley jackass somewhere decided holes were a bad thing.

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The Hinterlands

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I love it so much when cartoon villains are like, "horrid greetings, your vile wretchedness," or "foul morning," "disgusting evening," "wicked nightmares," "sleep abominably, and bite the bed-bugs back" instead of normal salutations

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ever since i was little i knew i wanted to make up little guys in my brain and play on my puter all day

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Arkham Knight Showcase: Poison Ivy.

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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SILENT HILL 2 • dev. Bloober Team

In my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill.

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.