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Last Time Each Touhou Character Got An Official Line

I documented the last time every touhou character got a line in an official touhou work.

Notes:

-If you count the peer reviews from Strange Creators, Alice last spoke in 2017 and Kokoro last spoke in 2019

-Grimoire of Usami gave rights to SO many minor characters. notably, it was the first time in her existence that Shizuha got a line

-Wriggle last spoke in Inaba of the Moon which, although official, isn’t written by ZUN. The last time Wriggle was written by ZUN was in 2005 in Bohemian Archive

-Meiling last spoke on 12/29/19 and barely missed being in 2020

-ran and chen rly showed up in 3 chapters in a row this year of Cheating Detective Satori yet never got a line. Tragic.

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HEY I FOUND THIS UMBRELLA ITS PURPLE HAS AN EYE AND TONGUE AND I'M TAKING IT HOME AND NEVER USING IT-

How would I drop myself???

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Hello, Ms. Tatara! Is one of your family members missing? I'm asking you because I stumbled upon a lonely umbrella while working

Yes!! Is she frilly and pink? that would be priscilla she got blown away in the wind but i think she’s just mad and trying to avoid me.

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Umbrella Suggestion #6: 

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hewwo miss bwue haiwed lady is dis youw umbwewwa it's bwue wike you and has a tonguey wonguey

No, I’m purple! That must be one of my friends! You can keep her, I’m sure she’d love to be useful!

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Koga, can I kiss the umbrella

no :

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you should try roaring like a Rathalos or a Deviljho if ya want to scare people more efficiently

I see! I’m sure i can emulate that and be real terrifying.

Ahem.

Rawr! >;D

How was that was I terrifying did you pee your pants in terror?

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Hey I'm taking this blue umbrella I found home hope that's okay-

Oh, one of my dear friends is getting adopted! You better take care of her!

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Would best umbrella like a hug?

YES PLE- i mean. i dont need hugs. im a scary yokai!

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Umbrella Suggestion #5: Not everyone will love you for who you are and that’s okay! Stay true to yourself and you’ll find love and happiness! Or get thrown away for being an ugly old umbrella that nobody wants oh god i want love i’m so lonely

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Well everyone wants the pretty dainty parasols more than me.......

what is the one thing you're the most proud of making with iron or steel?

Finally someone who appreciates my secret talent! 

I was once commissioned by Marisa to make replicas of Youmu’s swords and they came out super well! I think she was trying to pull a switcheroo but given the slashes on her clothes I don’t think it went too well.

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You may know me for my remarkable skill in surprising and blacksmithing, but did you also know I’m a talented artist?

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tackle huuuuuuuuuuuuuug!

TOO STRONG!!!!

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UMBRELA SHREDER!!!!!!HOW DO U LIK IT HUH!?!?!?!!!!

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS BULLYING!!!

what kind of HEARTLESS MONSTER would go out of their way to TERRIFY AN INNOCENT PERSON

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only if the princess absolutely deserves it, talkative umbrellas on the other hand get denied such pleasures

Hey, you spend 400 years silent, lying motionless in place. You’ll never wanna shut up the second you can talk!

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jokes on you, it ain't even raining and i'm holding the umbrella like that to prevent me getting wet from cars passing by on particularly wet areas on the road

I am getting TOTALLY splattered in oily mud but I’m doing my job!

...is this what you humans use princesses for?

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is Kogasa cute enough for me to carry around like a princess? short answer: yes. long answer: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

I don’t think that’s a very optimal position to carry an umbrella for shielding you from the rain!