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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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A little boy I tutor was wearing a rad Spider-Man shirt today. I complimented it and told him I love Spider-Man, and he looked at me with this very serious expression and asked “But do you love Peter Parker, too?”

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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i like when tv show promotional content is just all the actors standing on a grey background. thank you ive learned nothig and feel nothing about these people

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had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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*thinks about The Character too hard and starts taking poison damage*

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$20 used to mean something

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Two days in a row and still nothing! And a couple weeks ago, AND again a few days before that. give me my thunderstorm!!!

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time to bring back a classic.

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Sinners studies in heavypaint

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oh wow