i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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strawberry swiss snail ๐
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having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer
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Farm update โก
I love this farm so much :> I've never got this far (this is winter of year 4) and I have a ton of fun decorating and planning and grinding to be able to build more.
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Hochverehrtes, deutschsprachiges Tumblr:
Hier eine weitere Abstimmung. Nicht so hitzig, wie die ums Stoรlรผften, aber trotzdem etwas, รผber das ich gerne Klarheit hรคtte:
(Again, all non-German-speakers: Please just wait for the results
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I love this farm so much :> I've never got this far (this is winter of year 4) and I have a ton of fun decorating and planning and grinding to be able to build more.
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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably
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when i was a kid i used to respond to the "glass half full/half empty" question by asking how the liquid in the glass got there in the first place. nobody ever gave me a chance to explain my reasoning so i'm doing it now
if you have a glass and it has some liquid in it, up to the halfway line, whether it is empty or full depends on what happened before the question was asked. if you started with a full glass and poured half out until only half remained, the glass is half empty, because if you continued pouring it would be fully empty. however, if you started with an empty glass and poured liquid from another container into the glass up to the halfway line, the glass is half full because if you continued pouring it would be all the way full. logical, no?
i was 13 years old when somebody finally told me it was supposed to be some kind of optimism/pessimism thing. i always thought it was a riddle that nobody let me solve
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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*
me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*
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You guys know what time it is, battle it out
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