harry: must be nice having parents
ron: must be nice having money
hermione: must...be...ok i got nothing my life's going fine right now
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Set your bed on fire so that you won’t be cold when you’re sleeping
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I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.
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Flavourless gum
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Wish a happy-birthday to everyone you see today
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I only just noticed the bear in the Toblerone symbol
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you don’t need an education to marry rich
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However she’s sitting to maintain a perfectly flat stomach while “slouching” can’t be comfortable. Slouchy Sundays don’t look like this! Slouchy Sundays look like watching an entire series on Netflix with your favourite snack!
Friends, its okay if you do look like this when slouching (if that’s possible?), but the majority of you will not and that’s okay too! I want to remind everybody that it’s NORMAL to NOT have a completely flat stomach, especially when you sit down. When you see images like this, please remind yourself that this is NOT what’s expected from you, it’s NOT realistic or attainable for the vast majority of us and it’s most likely NOT real!!
Enjoy your slouchy Sundays!
P.S. if you’d like to share your own #SlouchySundays photo I’d 100% encourage you and reblog them so we can celebrate the variation and diversity in each of our bodies 💖
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IM SCREAMING I MESSAGED SOMEONE “can i bother you for a sex?” IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEC NOT SEX
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bertie botts every-flavour beans - we only have five flavours that taste like actual food! all the rest is disgusting and makes your tastebuds go to hell!
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*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice
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