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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Me: You good over there?

Lust, scurrying around: I'm trying to get everything done before you two *points at me and Envy* make it hard to do these things comfortably!

Envy: It literally doesn't get in the way of that.

Me: Actually, I think it'll help with it.

Lust: IN LIKE MONTHS! MONTHS!

Lust: You think I'm going to be able to just...sit here? For months?!

Lust: Get 'em, Sloth! I need more time!

Sloth: This will be the only time you hear this out of me, but your wish is my command. *flops from ??? onto me*

Sloth: Sorry I've been absent lately, but I'm about to make up for it.

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Unmute !

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My spouse is looking at Cake's discography on Wikipedia while driving. It was nice knowing you all before I died in a tragic dying accident.

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What curse do I bear lately? Why do I return from 92 degree indoor heat to a house with no power

Because lightning fucking struck the transformer

The transformer that just has to be put back up last week because a fucking tree fell on it

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just found a folder titled "cool 3D wallpapers" on my stepdad's old hard drive from 2004 and it does indeed have a bunch of early 2000s "cool 3D wallpapers" in it.

OVER FIVE HUNDRED OF THEM.

Y'all uh. y'all want some of them. cool 3D wallpapers

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Fourth set of illustrations of the Paradox Live characters for ParaLove School Midsummer Mirage has dropped!

Source

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scars

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.

I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.

When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.

The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."

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Trying to keep my sanity and health meters up by absolutely drowning myself in water while working in a building that's 83 on one side and 91 on the other is hard

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customer service is cooking my brain, man

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in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there