konansgirlfriend

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New rusty lake game coming!!!!!!!!!!

[konansgirlfriend]

Getting into a car accident is just like the Wizard of Oz. You’re suddenly thrown into a wild situation with potential casualties and you have to go talk to one of the most powerful people in all the land (insurance guy) to get your stuff back. Usually you’re joined by someone without a brain (a cop), someone without a heart (a cop), and someone without courage (a cop)

[konansgirlfriend]

New tshirt 4 my birthday 🎉

[konansgirlfriend]

New tshirt 4 my birthday 🎉

[konansgirlfriend]

New tshirt 4 my birthday 🎉

[konansgirlfriend]

kiss your fucking gf’s tummy you Bastards

[konansgirlfriend]

My laptop is so fucking bad i have to usually restart it around three times to get sims to run 💔

[konansgirlfriend]

the amount of artists who think they're making konan sexier by unzipping her cloak is insane to me like NO absolutely not. she's at max sex appeal when she's fully covered up and none of you get it because you're fake fans

[konansgirlfriend]

you can make fun of old people all you want but then you'll be knitting with a good album on and a cup of tea and you'll be like this is excellent actually. the old ladies were right about this one. about the crosswords too, by the way

[konansgirlfriend]

Prized catch

Tip jar

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🦄

[konansgirlfriend]

Reblog if you ship the world’s top two sexiest women! 👑🌹

[konansgirlfriend]

Crane Wives songs will be like *folk guitar intro* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. I am a wolf in the river. I am worried that I'm too volatile to ever be in a stable relationship. *guitar interlude with some percussion now* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. There is ash in my hair. I am so tired all the time. I think I'm a bad person.

[konansgirlfriend]

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your mythology and you select out, oh I don’t know, the rape of persephone, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think maturation and sexual development are a kind of death and rebirth. But what you don’t know is that that narrative is not from claudian, it's not from ovid, it's not from callimachus, it’s actually from the oral tradition. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in the seventh century BC, Hesiod the rhapsode composed "Αὐτὰρ ὁ Δήμητρος πολυφόρβης ἐς λέχος ἦλθεν, ἣ τέκε Περσεφόνην λευκώλενον, ἣν Ἀιδωνεὺς ἥρπασε ἧς παρὰ μητρός· ἔδωκε δὲ μητίετα Ζεύς." And then I think it was a certain homeric hymnist, wasn’t it, who elaborated on it with an added narrative of Demeter's wrath? And then demeter's sorrow showed up in the choral odes of several different greek tragedies. Then it filtered down through the Alexandrians and then trickled on down into some tragic augustan vates where you, no doubt, fished it out of some georgic. However, that myth represents thousands of years and countless poets and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from poetry when, in fact, you’re rehashing the "subversions" that were selected for you by the people in that poetic tradition. From a pile of “mythology”.

[konansgirlfriend]

intrigued about this so making a poll!

[konansgirlfriend]

[konansgirlfriend]

Hiii can i get uuuhhh a porrim n damara 🥹🥹

(And my gee eff would like if u, if you feel like it, have a butch rufioh respectfully lusting in the distance)