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“I would go as far to say that Karen is fascinated by Frank Castle and what he means and what he represents, because in some ways he represents her.” -  Deborah Ann Woll

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do  you ever  feel like you came on too  strong to a fellow  mutual and now  you worry  they  don’t like  you so  you  try not  to bother or  interact with them for that  very reason?

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“A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.” - penned by katy.

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a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

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Tumblr RP 2012: He grabbed a carton of milk and drank it.

Tumblr RP 2014+: Slender digits might curve delicately——&& OPAQUE biodegradable material would find a long-lost home snugly ‘neath gangly sticks of bone and sinew. A cow’s utter hath provided CREAMY substance now floating on white clouds of honeydew in said CARTON—— and as butterfly petals part to receive the rich nectar, a feather-like sigh finds it’s way into the Autumn air.

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Marry someone boring who has money and will find you captivating. - Cole Phelps

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@ the x men fandom how would y’all feel about a small gay nonbinary oc jumping into the mix

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Tagged by: @silveredstar

Tagging: @atomotus @darcholme @terrifiesthem @plurcspopulus

RULES : answer the questions in a new post and tag some blogs you wanna get to know better !

A  -  AGE :   19 B  -  BIRTHPLACE :   st paul, mn C  -  CURRENT  TIME :   9:44 am D  -  DRINK  YOU  HAD  LAST :   coffee E  -  EASIEST  PERSON  TO  TALK  TO :   right now just m really, but i’m talking to jean now and it’s nice :) F  -  FAVORITE  SONG :  perfect illusion by lady gaga tbfh G  -  GROSSEST  MEMORY :   i shit myself in first grade, not a great moment H  -  HORROR  YES  OR  HORROR  NO : yes if i have something to drink or someone to grab I  -  IN  LOVE ? :   yes, actually! we’ve been together almost nine months and have a cat J  -  JEALOUS  OF  PEOPLE :   y es lmao K  -  KILLED  SOMEONE :   i wish L  -  LOVE  AT  FIRST  SIGHT  OR  SHOULD  I   WALK  BACK  BY  AGAIN ? :  uh i fell in love at first sight so??? yes? M  -  MIDDLE  NAME:    elizabeth N  -  NUMBER  OF  SIBLINGS :   2 O  -  ONE  WISH :   to get a specific internship when i get to grad school P  -  PERSON  YOU  CALLED  LAST :  my mom, she’s in a lot of pain right now Q  -  QUESTION  YOU’RE  ALWAYS  ASKED : with an ‘I’ or an ‘E’? R  -  REASON  TO  SMILE :   my kitty named scooter S  -  SONG  YOU  SANG  LAST :   the word you want is ‘screamed’ and it’s perfect illusion T  -  TOP  3  FICTIONAL  CHARCTERS :   james wesley, magneto, sonic the hedgehog U  -  UNDERWEAR  COLOR :   green V  -  VACATION : at the end of november the bf and i are going to the smokies for a week for our one year anniversary W  -  WHEN’S  YOUR  BIRTHDAY :   february 2nd! X  -  XRAYS :   my teefies :B Y  -  YOUR  FAVORITE  FOOD :  beef stroganoff Z  -  ZODIAC  SIGN :  aquarius

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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

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Can I just say that I live for subtle touches….hands swiping against each other, arms grazing, knees press against each other, cheeks brushing, “accidental” thigh swipes.  I just love the subtlety behind pushing comfort boundaries while both of yall pretend like you don’t notice. It’s really the simple things in life.

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you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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GUYS THEY'RE GONNA RELEASE A 25TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION OF NIGHT TRAP GUYS

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when ur muse is just so in love with another muse that it’s ridiculous

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ᴛᴀɴɢʟᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ       sᴇɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ( ᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ) ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ!

❝ This is the story of how I died. ❞

❝ That’s when people usually start to look for a miracle. ❞

❝ And for that one moment, everything was perfect. ❞

❝ Why can’t I go outside? ❞

❝ The outside world is a dangerous place filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here where you’re safe. ❞

❝ All the things we’ve seen and its only eight in the morning. ❞

❝ Stop taking everything so seriously. ❞

❝ Stop with the mumbling, you know how I feel about the mumbling. ❞

❝ I distinctly remember your birthday was last year. ❞

❝ That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing. ❞

❝ I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together, you don’t trust me. ❞

❝ Okay, okay, okay…I’ve got a person in my closet. ❞

❝ I do hate leaving you after an argument, especially when I’ve done absolutely nothing wrong. ❞

❝ You are not leaving this tower! Ever! ❞

❝ Ugh, great. Now I’m the bad guy. ❞

❝ I’ll be back in three days time. I love you very much, dear. ❞

❝ I know why you’re here and I’m not afraid of you. ❞

❝ The only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it. ❞

❝ Who are you, and how did you find me? ❞

❝ I know not who you are nor how I came to find you, but may I just say…hi. How ya doin’? ❞

❝ I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it. End of story. ❞

❝ I have made the decision to trust you. ❞

❝ Tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns. ❞

❝ When I promise something, I never ever break that promise. ❞

❝ I didn’t want to have to do this but you leave me no choice. ❞

❝ Well that’s okay, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her. ❞

❝ I’m a despicable human being. ❞

❝ You know I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here. ❞

❝ This is part of growing up. ❞

❝ Stay calm. It can probably smell fear. ❞

❝ Haven’t any of you ever had a dream? ❞

❝ Go. Live your dream. ❞

❝ Someone get me a glass, ‘cause I just found me a tall drink of water. ❞ 

❝ Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me. ❞

❝ I have got to get me one of these. ❞

❝ I was going to offer you something worth one thousand crowns, would have made you rich beyond belief. ❞

❝ A gift like that, well, it has to be protected. ❞

❝ You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my reputation. ❞

❝ Well a fake reputation is all a man has. ❞

❝ Why would he/she like you, come on now really. ❞

❝ Look at you! Do you think that he/she’s impressed? ❞

❝ I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that. ❞

❝ All good things to those who wait. ❞

❝ Well I hope you came to apologize. ❞ 

❝ I need you not to get him arrested. ❞

❝ What if its not everything I dreamed it would be? ❞

❝ And what if it is? What do I do then? ❞

❝ You get to go find a new dream. ❞

❝ I’m not scared anymore. ❞

❝ We want him/her instead. ❞

❝ The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it. ❞

❝ I’m the lost princess. ❞

❝ I’ve spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power. ❞

❝ But I should have been hiding from you. ❞

❝ Where will you go? He/She won’t be there for you. ❞

❝ That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes. ❞

❝ You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy. ❞

❝ Let’s see how fast you can run. ❞

❝ We’re going where no one will ever find you again. ❞

❝Our secret will die with him. ❞

❝ I will never stop trying to get away from you. ❞

❝ I can’t let you die. ❞

❝ But if you do this, then you will die. ❞

❝ You were my new dream. ❞

❝ Did I ever tell you I got a thing for brunettes? ❞

❝ After years and years of asking, and asking, and asking, I finally said yes. ❞

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