konjkitkatty

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something about my trans journey but iiiits the season

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Aww your so whimsical..... ima steal your whimsy.

MY WHIMSEY NOOOHOHOHOOIOurrr so serious now. grr.

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its so messy but like. he likes broken things

Question: What would it take to become a disciple or noticed by the Shuffled Bishops?

(Not sure if this has been asked before oops)

for leshy: being a disciple is a matter of whether or not he likes you, really, and that fluctuates more than u’d think. self-destructive behavior makes him think he can “fix” you and he’s more likely to let you be a disciple then. he likes having “simple” things to fix, it makes him feel useful.

heket: she picks her disciples at random, usually whoever she notices when she stops during her travels around her domain, but the problem is staying alive her cult long enough to be chosen. she hops so frequently and discordantly around chaos-anura that it’s just impossible to settle down anywhere but the trees/ground. So. Be a worm or a bird, and also still be ready to be smushed at any time. You must ALSO be fine with eating mushrooms since she crushes any other crops and leaves behind TONS of shroomies.

kallamar: give up EVERYTHING, partake in an indefinite fast while praising her every day and also preform manual labor ankle-deep in anchordeep until she’s decided you can be part of her inner circle. Most of her followers are going to stay in this phase of recruitment forever. Only the inner circle gets food and “special” treatment (not starving).

narinder: idk bro die or smthn

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uhhhhh… 2001 poste?

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I,ʌǝ ɐlɹǝɐpʎ ɟolloʍǝp ʎon ɐup ɐuɐqlǝp uoʇᴉɟᴉɔɐʇᴉous' ʎon ɔɐu po ɐuʎʇɥᴉuƃ ɐqonʇ ᴉʇ

uhhhh…. meow?

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Question: What would it take to become a disciple or noticed by the Shuffled Bishops?

(Not sure if this has been asked before oops)

for leshy: being a disciple is a matter of whether or not he likes you, really, and that fluctuates more than u’d think. self-destructive behavior makes him think he can “fix” you and he’s more likely to let you be a disciple then. he likes having “simple” things to fix, it makes him feel useful.

heket: she picks her disciples at random, usually whoever she notices when she stops during her travels around her domain, but the problem is staying alive her cult long enough to be chosen. she hops so frequently and discordantly around chaos-anura that it’s just impossible to settle down anywhere but the trees/ground. So. Be a worm or a bird, and also still be ready to be smushed at any time. You must ALSO be fine with eating mushrooms since she crushes any other crops and leaves behind TONS of shroomies.

kallamar: give up EVERYTHING, partake in an indefinite fast while praising her every day and also preform manual labor ankle-deep in anchordeep until she’s decided you can be part of her inner circle. Most of her followers are going to stay in this phase of recruitment forever. Only the inner circle gets food and “special” treatment (not starving).

narinder: idk bro die or smthn

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new job, still full of whimsy

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Digging thru the Shuffled Bishops AU and the Narinder design is putting me down, the poor baby boi, he should get (funeral) flowers /silly

(Genuinely your are is so pretty and cool tho, love it! :3)

for a moment it seemed he appreciated the compliment.

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has anyone indulged in goat/heket yet? i think theres potential here

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i love my cookie ocs theyre so pleasant💕💕…. siiigh… i love my oce..💕💕💕💕

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ok bye bye time now🏃

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@beautysnake ‘s rite of lust outfit my beloved. Billy was not a fan

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where ur wrist at bro?

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my wrists hurt ;~;

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fucking. thing. gonna beat him to death with hammers.

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Wdym angel?? Have you SEEN that man?? (/j)

we would beg to differ(gGFHFJJFJFJGH)