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this pride month wear your jockstraps backwards — penis out, tasteful covering of the hole. trying something different is #resistance

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apparently the eyewear counter at costco really don't like when you ask if they have any frames that are "total cumshot bait"

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i hate giving handjobs.. you can literally do this yourself do you want me to brush your teeth for you too? cut up your food for you? is that what you want? good boy.. wait what were we talking about

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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

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Generic Happy father's day attention slut low effort post

Something something daddy something horny 😏

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getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

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get me fucked up.

push a couple of strong edibles past my lips. blow every hit of your pen in my face and make me match every one. make me hit your rig and laugh when i choke on it.

give me a cocktail or two or three, so fruity and sweet that i don't even taste the booze. offer me shots, just one more for much more than one. pry open my jaw and pour burning liquor right down my throat.

slip a tab under my tongue. watch as my pupils dilate and my mind drift. fuck me through swirling colours and starbursts, send me on the best trip of my goddamn life.

get me fucked up.

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I can't stop thinking about an alternate reality where ponyplay got more tumblr popular than puppyplay and I could see a million goofy ass posts by people who have never had sex roleplaying domming a horse

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need dick from a girl who makes m call her mom rn

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fugggk im stoned. cam e twice watching spirals an now im. smoking mor

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reblog to make prev start lactating <3

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